Hellllooo....BREAKFAASSSST....

[gothqueen]

I can perfectly picture Sammy singing something as stupid as that!

[romeodelight]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! me and my buddies had a good laugh man, thanks for those lyrics... classic!

[cwsmith17]

Dude, get over it. We all know Sam is a tool. Come up with some better shit. It's starting to get old in here....fast!

[MAX]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
Dude, get over it. We all know Sam is a tool. Come up with some better shit. It's starting to get old in here....fast!

And........ Who in the fuck are you to make that statement? Ummmmm, many of us have known each other in one form or another for a couple or a few years online. Maybe some of us are older but the reason we all share the same opinions is that we actually saw both Halen with Roth, Roth solo and (ughhh) Van Hagar live prior to this new bullshit of a "reunion" tour. Besides that, d9 is my friend and I'll back him anyday of the week.

[Lou]

This is too easy of a comeback...

YOU are getting old in here, fast.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Lou
This is too easy of a comeback...

YOU are getting old in here, fast.

Who? Me?

[General Hina]

Originally posted by distortion9
LAYIN...in bed....
Bacon dancing in my head...
TOSSING....the sheets....
Belly sez it's time to eats....

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

FRYIN....piece -o- pizza...
This omlette the Mona Lisa...
BACON....and a big ole hunka cheese...
My hunger is like a mean disease...

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

Got some eggs got some ham got some toast got some lamb...oooh yeah..throw it all in that pan...

SOLO

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

OUT

Okay the song parodies on this message board usually no wait let me rephrase that...ALWAYS SUCK. That is until now! This one is great. Very funny. Now for the last time who is that girl in your avatar???

Over and Out,
General Hina

[MAX]

Originally posted by General Hina
Now for the last time who is that girl in your avatar???

Heh! Heh! I got it for him!!!! Why you want one?

[Lou]

Originally posted by MAX
Who? Me?

No I think you know who I was directing that to.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Lou
No I think you know who I was directing that to.

Thanks, I do now but your post popped up just after I posted and I had yet to read the tool's drivel.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by MAX
And........ Who in the fuck are you to make that statement? Ummmmm, many of us have known each other in one form or another for a couple or a few years online. Maybe some of us are older but the reason we all share the same opinions is that we actually saw both Halen with Roth, Roth solo and (ughhh) Van Hagar live prior to this new bullshit of a "reunion" tour. Besides that, d9 is my friend and I'll back him anyday of the week.

Good looking out, bro.

[distortion9]

<----- Her?!....Eh, just some brawd I kicked to the curb.

DUDE! It's Carmen (The hottest girl ever to walk this planet and I would cut off both my feet and throw em in a fire if I could just get one feel...ONE!) Electra.

Thank's for props on the stupid song.

[distortion9]

Originally posted by cwsmith17
Dude, get over it. We all know Sam is a tool. Come up with some better shit. It's starting to get old in here....fast!

Get over what? We JUST found out about this.... "song"....This Out For Breakfast....."song". What, we're allowed to have fun with it for 5 minutes then move on?!?

Get in the coffin.

[MAX]

Originally posted by distortion9
Get over what? We JUST found out about this.... "song"....This Out For Breakfast....."song". What, we're allowed to have fun with it for 5 minutes then move on?!?

Get in the coffin.

Fuck the kid. He was drooling and shitting his pants when I we all saw Halen live in '84!!!!

Oh, and for all of you Hagar tools who always use the "stuck in 1984" shit, I don't fucking think so. I'm much happier with my house, wife, children and semi-successful career than living in the past. It was a stellar party but I'd never want to go through it again. Been there and done that.

You tools need to realize it isn't 1986-1995 anymore! The fucking world has changed a lot more than your childish and petty "1984" jabs. Especially when the majority of you babies were still eating the Gerber diet at the time. What's funny is most of us still "living in 1984" are all married and settled down. Yet, you fucking Hagar tools a decade or more younger have yet to get laid or even a first kiss!!! LMAO!!! I'd bet my boat on it!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuck the kid. He was drooling and shitting his pants when I we all saw Halen live in '84!!!!

Oh, and for all of you Hagar tools who always use the "stuck in 1984" shit, I don't fucking think so. I'm much happier with my house, wife, children and semi-successful career than living in the past. It was a stellar party but I'd never want to go through it again. Been there and done that.

You tools need to realize it isn't 1986-1995 anymore! The fucking world has changed a lot more than your childish and petty "1984" jabs. Especially when the majority of you babies were still eating the Gerber diet at the time. What's funny is most of us still "living in 1984" are all married and settled down. Yet, you fucking Hagar tools a decade or more younger have yet to get laid or even a first kiss!!! LMAO!!! I'd bet my boat on it!!!

Perfect post right there.........I'd say that's worth five stars..and all the velveeta you can eat!