Hellllooo....BREAKFAASSSST....

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by General Hina
Okay the song parodies on this message board usually no wait let me rephrase that...ALWAYS SUCK.

Over and Out,
General Hina

this is because we sometimes post original spam hagar lyrics to document how shitty they are and you think these are parodies...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
this is because we sometimes post original spam hagar lyrics to document how shitty they are and you think these are parodies...

LMFAO!

[General Hina]

Originally posted by distortion9
<----- Her?!....Eh, just some brawd I kicked to the curb.

DUDE! It's Carmen (The hottest girl ever to walk this planet and I would cut off both my feet and throw em in a fire if I could just get one feel...ONE!) Electra.

Thank's for props on the stupid song.

Thanks for the girl info.

and...

You're welcome

[Hollywood Jesus]

Originally posted by MAX
Oh, and for all of you Hagar tools who always use the "stuck in 1984" shit, I don't fucking think so.

You tools need to realize it isn't 1986-1995 anymore! The fucking world has changed a lot more than your childish and petty "1984" jabs.

What's funny is most of us still "living in 1984" are all married and settled down. Yet, you fucking Hagar tools a decade or more younger have yet to get laid or even a first kiss!!! LMAO!!! I'd bet my boat on it!!!

These people also have no relation to what's classic. I listen to Led Zepplin from the late '60s, Stones, Beatles and Motown from the early '60s, and Berry and Haley from the '50s.

No, the first six albums are not Current. They are Classic.
Van Hagar, on the other hand, is Neither current nor classic.

Welcome to reality. Please keep your idiot mittens inside the cart at all times.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by distortion9
LAYIN...in bed....
Bacon dancing in my head...
TOSSING....the sheets....
Belly sez it's time to eats....

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

FRYIN....piece -o- pizza...
This omlette the Mona Lisa...
BACON....and a big ole hunka cheese...
My hunger is like a mean disease...

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

Got some eggs got some ham got some toast got some lamb...oooh yeah..throw it all in that pan...

SOLO

I pick my fat ass up, I lick my fuckin chops...
Breakfast time is near, I just might eat a steer...

I'm up for breakfast....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
You better clear the fucking way....
I'm up for breakfast.....(BREAKFAST) <---Ed and Mike
When Sam's hungry he don't play...

OUT

LMAO.....hey..how'd you get a copy of VH's latest unreleased?