YOU ARE ALL WEAK WALLED VAGINAS™ WITH STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY DAMAGE and LACK OF LUBRICA

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by Panamark
Well, the title of this thread alone is worth a sticky.

SO I STUCK IT IN ! I STUCK IT IN MY LIFE !

panamark can be counted on.

the brilliant hitchBRAIN always remembers and never forgets.

[WARF]

I'm still gettin' wasted... only two more hours till work!!

[Steve Savicki]

Spreading the pos-o-tiv-a-tay:

http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=386834&CategoryID=85431&startcat=61&ThreadID=2473875

[Golden AWe]

Does Steve Savicki deserve a fart?

[Golden AWe]

Fakk, nothing happened.

[Golden AWe]

I did fart, though.

[hitch1969©]

a post by Strummin With The Devil Moderator, hitch1969©

http://www.strumminwiththedevil.com/web/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=25

Where Are All Of My Favorite FOUR LETTER WORDS©???

hitch1969©
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 08:36:21 AM
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Dear Lisa Marie Roth® and David Lee Roth™,

YOU KNOW that hitch1969© and hitchWORLD1969 are down with The Strummin With The Devil conceptually. I went to wake up the RothTARDS™ at the so called GODDAMNED MOTHERf*ckING DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY, which is a house that hitch built, but I digress. I am member NUMBER TWO® over there is how important I am to that scene.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=36435

I was telling them to get over here and register to promote the new country album. I don't understand some of these dudes. Well, first of all, Dave, Tom Chiusano and Hollander himself would be thrilled because most of these guys are your prime white 35 year old male SKYNARD™ listening bunch. SO WHAT DID THESE CLOWNS DO TO HELP KEEP YOU ON THE AIR AT CBS???

You've got alot of these guys going, "well I hope Dave fails at radio so he goes back on tour" and I guess they sorta got their wish, but man... I DON'T understand that mentality. If you're a member of the friggin ROTH ARMY©, first of all, its a f*cking WAR baby and you take the orders from the TOP OF THE CROP. You don't go f*cking AWOL and start your own mission. SO I don't get that. It just seemed to me that the attitude of the Roth Army® by some of your former target demographic was less than beneficial to what DLR is doing at any given time. It seems the friggin French Army could defeat the Roth Army these days. Hell even the Canadian Army could own them.

So Dave and Lisa, these are difficult times. And what I am telling you is that I AM HERE FOR STRUMMIN WITH THE DEVIL. You don't see The Red Teletubbie's redheads wishing his tequila and tearing shreads of the van halen legacy tour will fail. NOPE. but hitch1969© is TRUE BLUE, baybeeee. DLR you could decide to do GAY PORN and not only would I endorse and promote it, I would try to learn that new GAY LANGUAGE™ and pleasure myself to it. It would be difficult but that is my level of committment to your cause brother.

The Van Halens cannot be counted on. These days David LEE is going to make his own fortune without the lying dutchmen. Singing country, doing Radio, even gay porn if necessary. I bet that you are big in the pants David Lee™. I am small that way but I digress.

What I am getting to is that OK, where are the four letter words at this forum? I speak elequently and desire to salt and pepper my linguistics with the proper garnish of sh*t, f*ck, c***, motherf*cker and the like. That's ok I guess I will get used to it. This is alot like when I TRIED TO HELP EDDIE VAN HALEN back in 2000. I register at the "official" site. Everyone is posting happytalk bullsh*t about how eddie needs to stay sober and get back with Hagar. SO I TRIED TO DOSE THEM THE REALITY, Dave. I posted openly to Eddie that he should keep drinking and get his balls back from his wife, and get David Lee back in Van Halen. I posted openly to Valerie Van Halen that she had put up with the cheating and the drinking for too long and should dump his ass. Just telling these folks what needed to be said, the truth.

I was banned so quick it makes the '96 failin of Van Halen look like your 4 month radio career, bro. Turns out that Van Halen was no longer about principle, but more image and selling sh*t.

I think that David Lee, however, is about principle which creates the image and the selling of sh*t. The reverse axiom of Van Halen these days. I am to David Lee as Van Halen is to the Roth Army, my friend.

I'm with you for the long haul. I hope that you never do a gay porno though. even for the money dude. I know you're not gay. They gossip about it at Roth Army from time to time, but I think they're just projecting their own gay fantasy island onto you dude. Call you retero, YOU ARE STILL HETERO.

and you're BIG IN THE PANTS DUDE. Plus you have a hot sister, muy caliente!

Things are looking good with 666 coming up. Lettuce Strum with The Devil, David Lee™ and Lisa Marie®!!!

BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

=h=

get your hitchworld on.

http://hitchworld1969.com

[ELVIS]

Now Hitch...

If you would have posted something like this instead of that other bullshit that you were HUMMIN' WIT' DA DEVIL™ to get stickied...

I would have processed and honored your request INSTANTLY™

[ELVIS]

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[rustoffa]

I missed this, but registered that. That fucking board is weird...I'm thinking OK CORRAL. Banjos...NED FUCKING BEATTY!!! Cunt believe I missed this last night....chest-lay-vee!

[LoungeMachine]

Did I sleep through Jizzy's Coronation?

He's a mod now, right?

[FORD]

Only in his mind.

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
http://www.strumminwiththedevil.com/...t.asp?CAT_ID=3

You call yourselves ROTHtards????

at the roth army. posting about AMERICAN FUCKING IDOL????

WHY are Douglas T™ and I the only BLACK ******S over there doing what needs to be done???

WHY does that official site only have like 2 threads????


WHY Can't This Be Love??


come on soldiers. you disappoint and disappoint time and time again. you lost the battle to vonnie and the crew at ddlr regarding david lee's tempestous incestuous broadcast career. scooped time and time again..

WHERE ARE YOU FUCKERS WHEN IT COUNTS????

get over there. register. talk about the album like its how you feel when you're fucking some hot piece of ass IN THE ASS. help dave sell his fucking shit for chrissake.

BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

ps - JesterStar will be made a moderator tomorrow as punishment to you all so look for all that shit tomorrow. I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN NICE TO HIM and NOT ON HIS NAUGHTY LIST!

=h=



get the nigga general a stick. please.

does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

Whatever HITCH says is GOSPEL, bitches!!
Now do it... or something...

[bueno bob]

I'm sorry - was I supposed to be excited about a tribute album?

I guess I missed that memo...

[ELVIS]

You missed several memos...