YOU ARE ALL WEAK WALLED VAGINAS™ WITH STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY DAMAGE and LACK OF LUBRICA

[bueno bob]

OK. Please be sure to forward all memos regarding boring ass tribute albums to Bueno Bob, % The Sheep Pen, where they will be promptly placed in file 13 for later perusal.

:D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by hitch1969©
http://www.strumminwiththedevil.com/...sp?TOPIC_ID=25

Where Are All Of My Favorite FOUR LETTER WORDS©???

hitch1969©
Posted - 05/25/2006 : 08:36:21 AM
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Dear Lisa Marie Roth® and David Lee Roth™,

you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fuckin idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Hitch -- P.S.
We should be together too


http://hitchworld1969.com

[ashstralia]

up the council gritter!!!!

[FORD]

Oh Geezus..... Katydud registered over there....

[Seshmeister]

Could be the fake one though.

The Katydid at www.diamonddavidleeroth.com is an alias.

[FORD]

Who is Molly Blue? Wasn't that a FLAB alias?

[hitch1969©]

Originally posted by FORD
Who is Molly Blue? Wasn't that a FLAB alias?

Molly Blue is a hitchTARD and a hot slice of ass i might add.

FORD, will we see you this year at The 9th Annual hitchWORLD© Labor Day® Inebriation™ 3-day Weekend Thread???

http://www.hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1216

we've got HOT CHICKS like Molly Blue herself posting scans from their scanners of their sweet sphinctuses and nipple closeups! Ally Kat is over there talking about her pussy in the filthiest way and it will give you a serious boner dude.

Some of the men are having gay sex on the DOWN-LO™ but I for the most part am looking the other way on that. Giving them "a pass" like Tony Soprano did for Vito Spatafore.

We're liberals, FORD. We tolerate diversity and hate DUBYA™ and all that shit do we not?

They're even talking politics in that thread which is right up you alimentary canal my polarized political friend.

something for everyone.

come on over and I'll see you at the Keg!

BREASTS!!

=h=

[hitch1969©]

Team, I am upping the ante to get more people over supporting strumming with the devil:

http://www.strumminwiththedevil.com/web/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=28

hitchWORLD BONUS CDS for S.W.T.D.com 06-06-06

***PRESS RELEASE FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***

TO: STRUMMIN WITH THE DEVIL DOT COM

WROM: YOKSTTZRCLBDXRQBGJS


To celebrate the release of "Strummin With The Devil" on June 6, 2006, hitchWORLD will release in conjunction a 3 cd BOX SET™;

"the hitchWORLD essentials - Roth Radio®: Right Across From The McDonalds©"

Since David Lee's abrupt and "disturbing" termination from CBS Radio on April 21, 2006, hitchWORLD has spent countless hours scouring ALL PODCASTS, PROMOS, INTERVIEWS, AND PRESS related to the recently deceased "David Lee Roth Show" formerly on CBS radio.

hitchWORLD1969.com has edited, mixed, packaged and FINALLY RECORDED what will be known as THE DEFINITIVE Roth Radio™ collection. ALL THE BEST MOMENTS. EVERYTHING THAT WILL BE REMEMBERED AS ROTH RADIO CANON!

In tribute to both the radio career of David Lee Roth, and with deep respect for the release of his new project, "Strummin With The Devil", this BONUS BOX SET will be made available to all Strummin With The Devil community on this interWEB™, for the relatively LOW LOW LOW price of your ISP's precious bandwidth and whatever your preference of blank cd media.

ALL PROCEEDS from the price of $$FREE$$ will be donated to David Lee Roth's favorite children's charity, Songs Of Love™ dot org. While some may see this glass as half empty, hitchWORLD preserves the view that while no actual monetary exchange will occur, it's a half-full scenario in the sense that it will raise the visibility of such a worthy charity.

hitchWORLD fully anticipates litigation on behalf of the CBS corporation and would direct Mr. Moonves and Hollender to hitchWORLD counsel and attorney, Jonathan Hightower™, esq. via hitchWORLD1969.com. hitchWORLD will be successfully vindicated in our legal system and their will be NO DISCUSSION OF SETTLEMENT by hitchWORLD regarding the release of "Roth Radio®: Right Across From The McDonalds©"

Says project ringleader and head pirate hitch1969©, "Earlier this year, David Lee Roth™ gave us Roth Radio™, a new and revolutionary way to listen to the FM waves. It was innovative. It was daring. It was a MESS for the first month! Unfortunately due to the bad judgement of BEIGE BABY FOOD SISSIES® AND SOCIAL RETARDS©, Roth Radio died in it's infancy. Consider hitchWORLD to be the equivalent of social services making allegations against the CBS corporation for abuse and neglect resulting in wrongful death of a baby. This is serious business. CBS are baby killers. Take that shit to the bank. They're gonna come after ME???? HEY - get in line behind my ex-wife, Moonves, and GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK PAL!"

SO JOIN hitchWORLD1969.com on June 6, 2006 AS WE JOIN David Lee™, B Young®, SASHA™, Animal™, Hutch© and the rest of the gang ONCE AGAIN as we relive the magic created on January 3, 2006.

"the hitchWORLD essentials - Roth Radio®: Right Across From The McDonalds©" coming soon, coming 06-06-06!!!

BREASTS N TUNAMELTS!!

=h=

=h=

[rustoffa]

I want to be the first to say THANK YOU. My early memories of Roth Radio are a clusterfuck of slumber/people yelling. Not the people on Roth Radio, the people around me watching me fall asleep. Not to say Roth Radio put me to sleep, it was more to do with drinking alot the night/nights before.

Nonetheless, I want to re-live Roth berating the first filterless camel-voiced cohort bitch about her dog. The bit where he referred to Jim Dandy as a bum? PRICELESS.

Those were the flashes that could have MADE Roth Radio a viable product, if applied cuntsistently.

Looking forward to the hookup!

[Douglas T.]

This thread has a soundtrack! boom ba boom ba boom boom!

[Jesterstar]

Hitch thanks for posting this in the main. Just like we talked about.

THE JESTERSTAR TAKEOVER of this site is in clear veiw now.

Get ready for THE OWNINGS!!!!!

[PHOENIX]

Oops!

Are we off the air now?

[Romeo Delight]

Heard Jump from SWTD today

Wicked, wicked track.

Dave is singing better than ever.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hitch thanks for posting this in the main. Just like we talked about.

THE JESTERSTAR TAKEOVER of this site is in clear veiw now.

Get ready for THE OWNINGS!!!!!

Own THIS *waiving my ENORMOUS COCK* you peabrained cumdumpster. :p

This Jizzy shit is the dumbest I've read in a looooong time...

Tick Tock cos time's slippin' away...

We'll see...

[Panamark]

Does Jesterstar even own his car ??

(Just curious)