How HARD will Van Hagar suck the BIG ONE?

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  • kennyboy
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2004
    • 475
    #1

    How HARD will Van Hagar suck the BIG ONE?

    Let's clear the air!
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    • thefive
      #2
      Very very very hard.

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881
          #3
          tHIS IS ABOUT HIS BREAKFAST, RIGHT...

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            • thefive
              #4
              Very rock hard

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                • Bill Lumbergh
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Mar 2004
                  • 5472
                  #5
                  "Speaking of rock hard.......oh we're talking about Edward.....oh half hard or 2 Second "eruption" would be more fitting."

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                    • thefive
                      #6
                      LOL shit lol

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                        • Lou
                          #7
                          Hey kennyboy, make another McDonald's poster that somehow involves a McSpammy Breakfast meal and the song "Up for Breakfast."

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                            • Bill Lumbergh
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Mar 2004
                              • 5472
                              #8
                              Yeah I heard they've come up with a special Van Hagar breakfast value meal, and a Happy Meal with a special toys. The Ed toy plays keyboards with one hand while the other hand has special "beer grabbing action". The Al toy collapses every five minutes. The "bass player" figure does absolutely nothing. The Spammy figure is a special "adults only" figure as it scared small children during a test run. Now wheres that poster?!

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                                • Panamark
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 17161
                                  #9
                                  I would bang Valerie circa 80's
                                  Havent seen recent pics of her, but she was pretty cute back then.
                                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                                    • Terry
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 12133
                                      #10
                                      Van Hagar sucked back in the day.

                                      Not like it's gonna get any better with age.

                                      As for Val, I'd throw her a fuck only to get the keys to Ed's studio and swipe the Frankenstrat, his homemade, MXR-loaded pedalboard and one of his variac-altered Marshall stacks.

                                      Not like he's using any of it.
                                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                        • GAR
                                          Banned
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 10881
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Terry
                                          Van Hagar sucked back in the day.

                                          Not like it's gonna get any better with age.

                                          As for Val, I'd throw her a fuck only to get the keys to Ed's studio and swipe the Frankenstrat, his homemade, MXR-loaded pedalboard and one of his variac-altered Marshall stacks.

                                          Not like he's using any of it.
                                          What a Sweet Peach of a guy you are?
                                          Every post you make is extremely negative, now why is that..

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