"Up For Breakfast"--defend that shit you Hagar fans

[Jano]

-What can we expect from this Van hagar reunion bullshit anyway?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Food is good! Morning wood is good too!

I hope the song is about a guys who wakes up hard, does his woman good then get's up and makes her an omlette!

Nah, thats the other song they are working on "Mothers Day"

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
Once again I am amazed on your knowledge of Hagar and his material. I dont even know these damn songs. Keep on hating all. Its good to bitch all day long.

pot.kettle.black. I remember a couple of threads where you kept on bitching for a few days.

You still managed to dodge my question though. No, I haven't forgotten. I'm all anal like that

[Panamark]

The only Fat that Hagar raises in the morning, is his own sad ass out of bed.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Damn this is getting worse than I thought. Dave's lyrics are brilliant, his sexual references are subtle and clever he doesnt have to spell everything out for ya like the FAT CHEESE POSER.

I mean just picture this folks.........



Up for breakfast and it feels so good

Poppin up like a pop tart

Got some three inch wood..........


When I go down south baby

Lil Sam gets up

when I get done baby

Youre gonna have to mop up...........

[Panamark]

LOL...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Nah, thats the other song they are working on "Mothers Day"

According to TOTO's guitarist Steve Lukather it's better than the last Albertsons dairy ad. Since "Rosanna" or "Africa" was his musical zenith, we all better stand at attention!!! "Up for Breakfast" sounds stellar!!! "It's about morning wood!!!!" Fuck that!!! Spam is way to old for EMB!!! It's about a spam and cheese omlette and nothing more!!!

"Eddie looks good" - LMAO!!!!! Keep kidding yourselves!!!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Spammy wishes he wrote "Rosanna", "I want your Sex", and "Wind Beneath My wings". Keep on pluggin' Spam you'll get there!

[thefive]

Originally posted by kennyboy
Don't forget the Spammy classic "SHAKA DOOBIE." How fucking stupid!

SHACKA DOOBIE WAWOUBIE CANUBIE. Shacka dubie wubie lubie.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by thefive
SHACKA DOOBIE WAWOUBIE CANUBIE. Shacka dubie wubie lubie.

Damn can Spammy suck any harder? Guess we should ask Ed huh?

Even Dave fans say Mas Tequila is a fun tune, but personally I can't stand that screeching BS. "One shot hey ......" Shut the fuck up fat man. Time to dig up the Hagar is fat thread........LOL

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Jano
-What can we expect from this Van hagar reunion bullshit anyway?

2 hours of predictable boring, sleep inducing ballads..........A Ronald McDonald wannabe screeching and trying to act cool(and failing miserably).........a former guitar hero struggling to play even the simplest of tunes, looking offstage to his waiting Heineken...........A drummer who can't even stand and who is the biggest asshole in any room he occupies..........a lard ass bassist who doesnt get to play on the records, but is rock hard over the poser singer...............A hits CD featuring new tracks that no one gives a flying fuck about............NO DAVID LEE ROTH.

[distortion9]

A fat, 60 year old guy penning songs about "boners"....wtf?! It proves once and for all exactly how out of touch the fat, red fuck actually is....lol.

Actually, it sounds like something a child might write.

[SoCalChelle]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Food is good! Morning wood is good too!

I hope the song is about a guys who wakes up hard, does his woman good then get's up and makes her an omlette!

I do not like green eggs and Sam. LOL

[Golden AWe]

"Up for breakfast...then back to bed until the lunch buffet"

[Lou]

No back to bed until brunch. Then lunch after that.