Seeing a sixty year old out of shape washed up rocker fall on his ass...

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  • ritetoolforjob
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 832

    #46
    Originally posted by Matt White
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Don't get yer knickers (undies...squirrel coverings) in a knot Tool....


    this might cheer you up...i wish i could send you a video of me dressing up as dlr and jacking off over midgets and donkey in pirate costumes.

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      #47
      Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
      this might cheer you up...i wish i could send you a video of me dressing up as dlr and jacking off over midgets and donkey in pirate costumes. Then we all head down the road to the nearest dairy farm. Newfies love Cow feces!!!
      It's almost too easy.............

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      • ritetoolforjob
        Banned
        • Mar 2005
        • 832

        #48
        Originally posted by Matt White
        It's almost too easy to let you all know how much i love to shit myself while sucking on a cock.

        you need a new hobby pal.

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #49
          Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
          you need a new hobby pal. i love to shit myself while sucking on a cock. My gay midget lover beats me with a gardenhose while the 5150 is playing in the background. "Why Can't This Be Love"? Says who?

          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

          Cut that mullet Newfie!!!

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          • ritetoolforjob
            Banned
            • Mar 2005
            • 832

            #50
            Originally posted by Matt White
            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

            i use my own shit to lubricate my lil cock before i shove it in my mouth.mmmmmm... everyone should try it!!
            must be a delicacy where u live.

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              #51
              Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
              use my own shit to lubricate my lil cock before i shove it in my mouth.mmmmmm... everyone should try it!! It's a Newfiea delicacy!!!
              Come on...you had to look that "fancy" word up!!!:p

              Talk aboot squalor..."Newfoundland: The fewest teeth per person in all of North America"!!!

              BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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              • ritetoolforjob
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 832

                #52
                Originally posted by Matt White
                Come on...you had to look that "fancy" word up!!!:p

                Talk aboot squalor..."Matt White: The fewest inches of cock in all of North America"!!!

                BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

                you so funny make me laugh 3 time.

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                • Golden AWe
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 34245

                  #53
                  Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                  you so funny make me laugh 3 time.
                  are you lonely?
                  Originally posted by Cato
                  Golden, why are you FAT?
                  Originally posted by lesfunk
                  Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                  http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32942

                    #54
                    Originally posted by matt19
                    what a fucking joke, like a turned over turtle
                    Ha! Ha! Ha! Shit! Sammy looks like a Chia Pet with that hair.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • ritetoolforjob
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 832

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Golden AWe
                      are you lonely?
                      are you? i just stepped out for awhile, you guys must have been talkin to yourselves all this time...

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                      • Loons The Great

                        #56
                        Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                        are you? i just stepped out for awhile, you guys must have been talkin to yourselves all this time...
                        ...which would be mo' bettah than talkin' to a douchebag like you...nah get lost...and stay there, holmes...

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                        • ritetoolforjob
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 832

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Loons The Great
                          ...nothin' mo' bettah than suckin' on a big stiff on' like yours...side orda corn...and chow down, holmes...
                          no thanks flavour flav.

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                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 34245

                            #58
                            Originally posted by Loons The Great
                            ...which would be mo' bettah than talkin' to a douchebag like you...nah get lost...and stay there, holmes...

                            HAHAHAH!!!

                            wellah wellah wellah...
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                            http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                            • ritetoolforjob
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 832

                              #59
                              alllreep

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                              • thome
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 6678

                                #60
                                I figured i would see sammy fall on his ass but if you want me to listen to that BS just to see spam on his can, forget it.I lasted 33 sec.
                                and that wasn't worth sitting thru any longer. I must now repent and scrub my eyes with holy water and rock salt while paying penance
                                at the alter of the toilet of puke.

                                Thanks for trying, i just can't hang, even if ed is still uprite and playing.

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