Will SWTD help, hurt, or KILL chances of a CVH reunion?

[rustoffa]

So...what's going through the collective mind @ 51 shitty? Is there a neckbrace somewhere in La Jolly feeling less than comfortable? Is Mikey cuntsidering the ramnifications of pepper sauce having nothing to do with the Tennessee Valley Authority?

Judging by recent photographs, maybe Ed could identify with the nature of tooth-loss and totalitarianism?

Maybe Al can forget all about his walk-in shoe closet, and tap a bare foot?

Fucking Mike....he'd take a sip of MOONSHINE if someone told him to....right?

Weigh in.

Make it count.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

DAVE HAS AND ALWAYS WILL WANT A REUNION WITH HIS BOYS. WHILE THE REST OF THE VAN HALEN CAMP SITS AROUND AND WATCHES TIME PASS BEFORE THEM, DAVE SINGLE HANDIDLY, BRINGS THEIR NAME BACK TO THE FOREFRONT OF THE MUSIC BIZ AGAIN! AS A BAND, THAT IS EXACTLY, WHERE YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU TAKE CENTER STAGE TO GIVE THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!$$$$ THANKS DAVE!

[DLRISVH7884]

I think Dave is trying to show an sign with this album, but the VH sisters could give an shit.

[binnie]

If anything it will help, more publicity and all that...

[bueno bob]

Well, last night's Leno audience seemed really into it. Who knows...nobody really gives two shits about tribute albums anymore, but if Dave's going to keep promoting it like that, it'll definitely do more to bring Van Halen's name back to the public than what the 2004 disaster did...

No doubt of that...

[Matt White]

DAVE....taking the music to his peeps....summer tour ready to hit the road.....he continues to be the parade.........the sisters are still getting rained on........

[Kilkmaru]

Re: Will SWTD help, hurt, or KILL chances of a CVH reunion?

Originally posted by rustoffa
So...what's going through the collective mind @ 51 shitty? Is there a neckbrace somewhere in La Jolly feeling less than comfortable? Is Mikey cuntsidering the ramnifications of pepper sauce having nothing to do with the Tennessee Valley Authority?

Judging by recent photographs, maybe Ed could identify with the nature of tooth-loss and totalitarianism?

Maybe Al can forget all about his walk-in shoe closet, and tap a bare foot?

Fucking Mike....he'd take a sip of MOONSHINE if someone told him to....right?

Weigh in.

Make it count.

I donno but the girl in your sig is sexy.

[Bo Nozos]

On Howdy Doody Mountain: Alex "Envy" Van Halen seethes. "Fucking Roth was on the Tonight Show? Leno didn't let us on the show in 2004. This is FUCKED!!" Alex punches a wall, picks up his pen and resumes writing alimony checks.

On Howdy Doody Mountain, Take 2: Ed Van Halen opens his second bottle of Smoking Loon so far today. It is 11:00 a.m. Ed stumbles into Wolfie's room. "Look Dad," says Wolfie, turning his computer screen toward his father. It's the Strummin With the Devil website. Ed scowls, takes an extra-long pull on his bottle, and walks out silently.

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico: Sammy has a reporter on the phone -- finally. It took his PR agent several hours to find one who was interested in speaking to the former Van Hagar frontman. "Roth owes me a lot. When I fronted the band, we sold 84 million records. When they were with Roth, they sold eleven -- no, not eleven million, eleven. As in one less than twelve, brother. What do you mean you don't believe me?!? I was responsible for all the sales of the back catalog. If anyone tells you different that's just jive man . . . . . Yeah I had some good times in the band, I mean it was nice having Eddie as my guitarist . . . . Hold on a second -- KARI PUT SOME MORE CHEESE ON MY ENCHILADA GODDAMIT YOU NEVER PUT ENOUGH CHEESE ON 'EM!! . . . Hey sorry man, had a little domestic thing there. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so I've got a tour coming up and Mikey is joining me and there'll be tequila everywhere and it's all a lifestyle and no I don't rip off Buffett that talk is jive and . . . . . . . What do you mean you're not interested in hearing about my tour? I've got a new record man my redheads are all over it . . . . What? I got stories about aliens let me tell you my stories about aliens . . . HEY MAN, THIS AIN'T ABOUT ROTH IT'S ABOUT ME STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT ROTH I'M DONE WITH THAT JIVE . . . [click!!] . . . Hello? Hello? Did you just hang up on me?

At Bass Player's House Bass Player looks at his wife Sue. "I wonder what Sammy thinks about this," he says. Sue looks up at Mike, "Honey, 10 years ago you would have looked at me and said 'I wonder what Ed thinks about this.' 25 years ago, you would have looked at me and said, 'I wonder what Dave thinks about this.' When are you going to learn to think for yourself baby?" Bass Player continues to look at his wife. He blinks a few times. "I better call Sammy."

[DlocRoth]

Well, you nailed the bass player's part.....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bo Nozos
On Howdy Doody Mountain: Alex "Envy" Van Halen seethes. "Fucking Roth was on the Tonight Show? Leno didn't let us on the show in 2004. This is FUCKED!!" Alex punches a wall, picks up his pen and resumes writing alimony checks.

On Howdy Doody Mountain, Take 2: Ed Van Halen opens his second bottle of Smoking Loon so far today. It is 11:00 a.m. Ed stumbles into Wolfie's room. "Look Dad," says Wolfie, turning his computer screen toward his father. It's the Strummin With the Devil website. Ed scowls, takes an extra-long pull on his bottle, and walks out silently.

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico: Sammy has a reporter on the phone -- finally. It took his PR agent several hours to find one who was interested in speaking to the former Van Hagar frontman. "Roth owes me a lot. When I fronted the band, we sold 84 million records. When they were with Roth, they sold eleven -- no, not eleven million, eleven. As in one less than twelve, brother. What do you mean you don't believe me?!? I was responsible for all the sales of the back catalog. If anyone tells you different that's just jive man . . . . . Yeah I had some good times in the band, I mean it was nice having Eddie as my guitarist . . . . Hold on a second -- KARI PUT SOME MORE CHEESE ON MY ENCHILADA GODDAMIT YOU NEVER PUT ENOUGH CHEESE ON 'EM!! . . . Hey sorry man, had a little domestic thing there. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so I've got a tour coming up and Mikey is joining me and there'll be tequila everywhere and it's all a lifestyle and no I don't rip off Buffett that talk is jive and . . . . . . . What do you mean you're not interested in hearing about my tour? I've got a new record man my redheads are all over it . . . . What? I got stories about aliens let me tell you my stories about aliens . . . HEY MAN, THIS AIN'T ABOUT ROTH IT'S ABOUT ME STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT ROTH I'M DONE WITH THAT JIVE . . . [click!!] . . . Hello? Hello? Did you just hang up on me?

At Bass Player's House Bass Player looks at his wife Sue. "I wonder what Sammy thinks about this," he says. Sue looks up at Mike, "Honey, 10 years ago you would have looked at me and said 'I wonder what Ed thinks about this.' 25 years ago, you would have looked at me and said, 'I wonder what Dave thinks about this.' When are you going to learn to think for yourself baby?" Bass Player continues to look at his wife. He blinks a few times. "I better call Sammy."

A work of art...

SALUTE! Well worth the five stars...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Bo Nozos
On Howdy Doody Mountain: Alex "Envy" Van Halen seethes. "Fucking Roth was on the Tonight Show? Leno didn't let us on the show in 2004. This is FUCKED!!" Alex punches a wall, picks up his pen and resumes writing alimony checks.

On Howdy Doody Mountain, Take 2: Ed Van Halen opens his second bottle of Smoking Loon so far today. It is 11:00 a.m. Ed stumbles into Wolfie's room. "Look Dad," says Wolfie, turning his computer screen toward his father. It's the Strummin With the Devil website. Ed scowls, takes an extra-long pull on his bottle, and walks out silently.

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico: Sammy has a reporter on the phone -- finally. It took his PR agent several hours to find one who was interested in speaking to the former Van Hagar frontman. "Roth owes me a lot. When I fronted the band, we sold 84 million records. When they were with Roth, they sold eleven -- no, not eleven million, eleven. As in one less than twelve, brother. What do you mean you don't believe me?!? I was responsible for all the sales of the back catalog. If anyone tells you different that's just jive man . . . . . Yeah I had some good times in the band, I mean it was nice having Eddie as my guitarist . . . . Hold on a second -- KARI PUT SOME MORE CHEESE ON MY ENCHILADA GODDAMIT YOU NEVER PUT ENOUGH CHEESE ON 'EM!! . . . Hey sorry man, had a little domestic thing there. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so I've got a tour coming up and Mikey is joining me and there'll be tequila everywhere and it's all a lifestyle and no I don't rip off Buffett that talk is jive and . . . . . . . What do you mean you're not interested in hearing about my tour? I've got a new record man my redheads are all over it . . . . What? I got stories about aliens let me tell you my stories about aliens . . . HEY MAN, THIS AIN'T ABOUT ROTH IT'S ABOUT ME STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT ROTH I'M DONE WITH THAT JIVE . . . [click!!] . . . Hello? Hello? Did you just hang up on me?

At Bass Player's House Bass Player looks at his wife Sue. "I wonder what Sammy thinks about this," he says. Sue looks up at Mike, "Honey, 10 years ago you would have looked at me and said 'I wonder what Ed thinks about this.' 25 years ago, you would have looked at me and said, 'I wonder what Dave thinks about this.' When are you going to learn to think for yourself baby?" Bass Player continues to look at his wife. He blinks a few times. "I better call Sammy."

That pretty much nails the "Make it count." deal.

For those that just rocked, I salute you!

Focusing on the smoking loon swillage, I'm thinking a drunken search for a banjo in the GUITAR VAULT.

It's like a fucking mess down there!

"Whereb the fuck iz tha......WOLF-EEEEEY!!!!....sonofa....ok..*BRRAPPP*...itsss afroumb here somwa....SONNNOFA!!!....WOOOLFEEEYYY!!!.....*BRAPP P*...fuhhkeeng motzuh....HAHAHAHA!!!!...THARE YOU ARE!!!!!

Suddenly, one of Lukather's buttplug barritone specials' falls out of the rafters....busting Ed's head wide open!!!!

"wha....OWWWWW!!!...WOOOOL-FEEEEEEEEE!!!...sumbada.....fuck....WHO SPILLED THE FUHHHKING LOON???"

Enter Wolfie:

"Umm....Dad?......you ok?"

EVH:

"Didyoooo spill the fucking loon? IT'S FUCKING ALLBA OVER ME!!!..*BRAAPP*"

Wolfie:

"you're bleeding dad....uggh....I'm going to bed."

EVH:

"GAH....*BRAAP*...BACK HEERE...*BRAPPP*...RYYHT NOW!!!!..*BRAPPP*...YOU SEXBUHFATHEEE MOTHURRFUKKKER!!.....ZZZZZZZZ"

[bobgnote]

Sexually Transmitted Diseases will sell more.

Add an 'H' to ADD, same difference. Where's the BROWN SOUND? Ain't got none, ask your tortilla-vendor.

[thome]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Well, last night's Leno audience seemed really into it. Who knows...nobody really gives two shits about tribute albums anymore, but if Dave's going to keep promoting it like that, it'll definitely do more to bring Van Halen's name back to the public than what the 2004 disaster did...

No doubt of that...

You have touched on one of my thoughts ..

When was the last time a tribute album had any response...???

When was the last time a tribute album had a cut performed live
on any show..? usually they drift immediatly into the 90% off bin and disapear.Yes/No.?

Dave in my o-p has done once again what they said, couldn't be done.

Save CVH legacy and have some fun with it.

Russ, I say Dave and the SWTD cd is a gift to the VH fans and absolutely a possitive move towards cementing -CVH- and More likely
Dave as a Real Rock Icon..

[Dan]

Originally posted by Bo Nozos
On Howdy Doody Mountain: Alex "Envy" Van Halen seethes. "Fucking Roth was on the Tonight Show? Leno didn't let us on the show in 2004. This is FUCKED!!" Alex punches a wall, picks up his pen and resumes writing alimony checks.

On Howdy Doody Mountain, Take 2: Ed Van Halen opens his second bottle of Smoking Loon so far today. It is 11:00 a.m. Ed stumbles into Wolfie's room. "Look Dad," says Wolfie, turning his computer screen toward his father. It's the Strummin With the Devil website. Ed scowls, takes an extra-long pull on his bottle, and walks out silently.

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico: Sammy has a reporter on the phone -- finally. It took his PR agent several hours to find one who was interested in speaking to the former Van Hagar frontman. "Roth owes me a lot. When I fronted the band, we sold 84 million records. When they were with Roth, they sold eleven -- no, not eleven million, eleven. As in one less than twelve, brother. What do you mean you don't believe me?!? I was responsible for all the sales of the back catalog. If anyone tells you different that's just jive man . . . . . Yeah I had some good times in the band, I mean it was nice having Eddie as my guitarist . . . . Hold on a second -- KARI PUT SOME MORE CHEESE ON MY ENCHILADA GODDAMIT YOU NEVER PUT ENOUGH CHEESE ON 'EM!! . . . Hey sorry man, had a little domestic thing there. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, so I've got a tour coming up and Mikey is joining me and there'll be tequila everywhere and it's all a lifestyle and no I don't rip off Buffett that talk is jive and . . . . . . . What do you mean you're not interested in hearing about my tour? I've got a new record man my redheads are all over it . . . . What? I got stories about aliens let me tell you my stories about aliens . . . HEY MAN, THIS AIN'T ABOUT ROTH IT'S ABOUT ME STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT ROTH I'M DONE WITH THAT JIVE . . . [click!!] . . . Hello? Hello? Did you just hang up on me?

At Bass Player's House Bass Player looks at his wife Sue. "I wonder what Sammy thinks about this," he says. Sue looks up at Mike, "Honey, 10 years ago you would have looked at me and said 'I wonder what Ed thinks about this.' 25 years ago, you would have looked at me and said, 'I wonder what Dave thinks about this.' When are you going to learn to think for yourself baby?" Bass Player continues to look at his wife. He blinks a few times. "I better call Sammy."

LOL

[skcusevad]

Eddie isn't known as one of the world's greatest banjo players. Why the fuck would he want that egotistical has-been back? So he can be bossed around like a backup band player? Van Halen has always been about Eddie Van Halen. Always will be.