Blind Date : David Lee Roth & Anna Nicole Smith

[WARF]

yeah... it's 5 am... time for the MANgina monologues...

[Redballjets88]

awwwwwwwwwww shit

[WARF]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
its all good man im listening to this girl cry about shit its annoying but im tryin to fuck her so i gotta bear it

dude log off... and fuck the girl...
IT'S A ORDER!
Atleast you have a pussy to fuck tonight...
I have to make a fe-fe

[WARF]

Maybe Bueno bob will post some porn and i will get lucky

[WARF]

And it better not be that Daphne Zunga cunt from spaceballs...
I want some fresh meat!

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by WARF
dude log off... and fuck the girl...
IT'S A ORDER!
Atleast you have a pussy to fuck tonight...
I have to make a fe-fe

i met her yesterday and i might do the deed tomorrow

[WARF]

do her tonight... in the chocolate covered cherry...
while she is vunerable!!

[Redballjets88]

ill do it in the back of the movies in about 9 hours

[WARF]

You need privacy, so go see that movie with KANE..
So no evil...
Nobody will be in there...
and get ur freak on!!!!

[Redballjets88]

good call dude i like the way you think

[WARF]

I lost my virginity to Vanilla Ice's movie... COOL AS ICE...
NOBODY WAS IN THERE...
I FUCKED IN HALF THE SEATS...

[Redballjets88]

thats awesome

[WARF]

And if the bitch fights...
give her a "dirty sanchez"
fuck her from behind...
And finger her ass...
then when she turns around...
wipe her top lip with her own shit...
so it forms a mustache!!!

[Redballjets88]

or the maximus


you get a girl down on you turn her around and put your balls above her eyes and dick over her nose

and then you friends bust in and chant "maximus maximus!"

[WARF]

whatever floats your boat.... lol

im going to sleep dude... im drunk as shit...