Here is what Dave should do!

[DrMaddVibe]

Especially with his current lineup...they freakin' ROCK!

[ritetoolforjob]

Originally posted by fenway5150
Isnt't that four ideas?

isn't isn't spelt isn't not isnt't?
(illiterate)

[sadaist]

Dave doesn't need a facelift. He looks better now than he has in ten years. Coke rehab? He didn't look strung out to me. Excited yes. But he's always full of energy. I think he has ADD He even says as much in his book. Everything is moving fast forward to him (which is what kids with ADD think). Instead of ritalin or some other med, he smokes dope. The dope slow things down to "normal speed". And dope is probably a lot less harmful than the prescription crap they hand out nowadays.

[sadaist]

Suggestions for Eddie:


12 step program

Porcelain veneers

Hair conditioner

[Terry]

Don't really see the need for Dave to bother putting out a studio album full of new material if he's gonna keep his setlist 80-85% CVH and just do the solo tunes everybody knows.

If it ends up getting neglected live like the DLR Band was, what's the point?

Dave should just do what he does best: hit the road and play Van Halen tunes in all his inevitable balding, wrinkle-faced, coked-up glory (some of you waboritas just are never gonna fucking GET the picture) with his voice so gravelly that it sounds like his jaw is scraping the floor.

If the Van Halens and Mike Anthony wanna show up, great. If not, great. Either way, I'm still gonna enjoy the show.

[bobgnote]

Brown Sound ******S, DLR is all over with. He ALWAYS WAS into the Beverly Hillbillies, like Weazer is, listen to the story bout a drunk named ED.

Couldn't see OR shit straight, don't eat it.

Hit him with a BANJO, he's baked, so mash him, sour.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by bobgnote
Brown Sound ******S, DLR is all over with. He ALWAYS WAS into the Beverly Hillbillies

Hit him with a BANJO, he's baked, so mash him, sour.

Yeah. That's why he's plastered on EVERY major talk show with a huge summer tour that is sure to be close to sellouts everywhere. If this is what it's like for Dave to be over, I can't wait to see when he's under.

[DLRISVH7884]

Originally posted by Terry
Don't really see the need for Dave to bother putting out a studio album full of new material if he's gonna keep his setlist 80-85% CVH and just do the solo tunes everybody knows.

If it ends up getting neglected live like the DLR Band was, what's the point?

Dave should just do what he does best: hit the road and play Van Halen tunes in all his inevitable balding, wrinkle-faced, coked-up glory (some of you waboritas just are never gonna fucking GET the picture) with his voice so gravelly that it sounds like his jaw is scraping the floor.

If the Van Halens and Mike Anthony wanna show up, great. If not, great. Either way, I'm still gonna enjoy the show.

I agree with you for most of this, but I think this would be the perfect time for Dave to hit the studio to record some new music, Dave hasn't been this poplar for years and it's assam it has to be waist on a cover album he only has 2 tracks.

I'm glad with the way Dave does his shows with the CVH tunes, but an new album may boost his career more and he can get some press with it.

[ritetoolforjob]

Originally posted by sadaist
Yeah. That's why he's plastered on EVERY major talk show with a huge summer tour that is sure to be close to sellouts everywhere. If this is what it's like for Dave to be over, I can't wait to see when he's under.

it ain't hard to sell out a phonebooth sized venue, but dave still has a little trouble.

[binnie]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
u post 67.96 times a day? do you have a job? a life? loser.

Wow, is that all you've got? Even you can do better than that.

I have a job and a family, thank you.

I am also an insomniac, so this forum occupies my nights!

[binnie]

Ritetoolforjob, seriously

If you don't like Dave, why are you on this site!

does picking virtual arguments help you feel like a MAN cos all day you feel like an emasculated blimp getting beat on by all the bigger guys?

I don't get it, why waste your time on a site like this if you're not a fan?

[mako_kimura]

Ritetool, you're dustfart opinions don't mean jack shit here. You're worth less than a crackwhore's used tampon. Now do us all a favor and castrate yourself with a fork before I cram a Les Paul up your ass, strangle you with a dildo, then slit your throat and watch you slowly die, you monkey fuck, rimlicking shithole

[ritetoolforjob]

Originally posted by mako_kimura
Ritetool, you're more of a man than i'll ever be, you're opinion means everything to me. I want to suck your cock and for you to dump a load in my mouth. i feel so gay and dirty, like a crackwhore's used tampon. Now do us all a favor and fuck my girlfriend, i'm too much of a fucking little loser to please her with my small dick. sometimes she has to cram a Les Paul up my ass, strangle me with a dildo, then pretend to slit my throat and watch me slowly die, as i shit my pants, in order to get an erection. you are a god, i'm just a monkey fuck, rimlicking shithole. i think i love you.

i'm flattered by all the kind words but i think you need a little help. also, i'm not interested in fucking your girlfriend as she is too fat and ugly.

[ritetoolforjob]

Originally posted by binnie
Wow, is that all you've got? Even you can do better than that.

I have a job and a family, thank you.

I am also an insomniac, so this forum occupies my nights!

you brag about a job at mcdonalds and living with your parents? also, that you stay up all nite claiming a sleep disorder but really can't stop masturbating to the sounds of your parents having sex? i wish i had the life of luxury like you have. i'm so jealous....

[Dan]

ritetoolforjob,Why are you really here?