how do you prep for a DLR show?

[rothdaddy]

The summer tour is almost here and i got myself tickets to see Dave in Baltimore. Just curious to hear what other Army members do to get ready for DLR show. Do you practice kung fu? Do you call up your buddies and split an 8 ball? Do you hire a midget to run a petting zoo out of your hotel room? Or do you simply get custom fitted for a pair of assless chaps?

[bobgnote]

I wait until the ****** hasn't got any fans but fags and no more brown for 20 or 30, and hit on him to make sure he starts SMOKING OUT HIS ASS, when YOU FANS see the old klepto, inc. strut, and jerk off like it's Elle MacPherson.

THEN . . . he gets on Craig the Clarevoyant Show. ******s call HIM fag.

Then, we WAIT. Want brown SOUND you can get it from the Cavs or Mavs but forsure, the NBA knows holdups. No me in Cleveland is bad.

[guwapo_rocker]

1. Check into hotel.
2. Drink lots of beer and Jack.
3. Try to pick up the waitress.
4. Feed Carmine
5. Hire a minivan and a driver.
6. Pile into minivan.
7. Roth and Roll.

[Loons The Great]

1.got jack?
2.get some
3.don't let your women wander backstage...unless you want her to get filled out like an application
4.got jack?
5.listen to a motherlode of classic VH and DLR...or listen to the tunes ya know he ain't playin'...or listen to the hits...or starve yourself of VH fo' awhile so the songs kick yo ass a lil' mo...
6.eat some pasta
7.ignore bobgoat
8.see #7
9.drink ol'#7
10.DO NOT DRINK CABO WABO...grounds for getting thrown out of show...
11.DO NOT WEAR CAPRI PANTS

[Carmine]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
1. Check into hotel.
2. Drink lots of beer and Jack.
3. Try to pick up the waitress.
4. Feed Carmine
5. Hire a minivan and a driver.
6. Pile into minivan.
7. Roth and Roll.

lmfao!

[rustoffa]

It kind of depends on the location, weather, etc.

The last preparations cuntsisted of riding alot of rollercoasters, smuggling vodka in water bottles, and eating funnel cakes.

Before that, it was tailgating cuntfortably, drinking lots of beer, and asking random folks if they were there to see Dave or the dipshit.

Before that, it involved rain ponchos, lots of Jack Daniels, and talking to an extremely STONED Lomenzo.

Before that, it involved kicking mud on folks without them knowing it (rain again), drinking lots of overpriced beer, and listening to the Hoobastank kid tell everyone that DAVID LEE ROTH was on next...for like 5 minutes. The dude felt just like most of us do about seeing DLR.

I'll stop there.

[ritetoolforjob]

do you wack off?

[Ozzy Fudd]

Back in 1978 we took my buddies VW Van 3 of us 2 bottles of Jack and 3 six packs of this beer called Maxumus Super in a cooler an one oz of REAL Panama Red smoked up half of the weed and one and a half bottles of jack before we got there. started up our beer in the parkin lot...that's when it all hit me!!! some of us were so fucked up ( alright Me ) that i got a puke fest goin on from hammerin the Jack ever see fast times at ridgemont high where they fall out of the van that was me. I made it in but cant remember to much of the second show Black Sabbath...who we went to see. VanHalen was this Monster Act that Just took over the whole show IMO. when Ozz came on we were still Screamin( the whole dome ) VanHalen. i bought the album two weeks latter and still have it.

[marchin2mars]

take the kids by the cotton candy stand, then walking over to the FFA booth and let the kids see the animals. Then we let them hop on the merry go round. Head over to the stage watch the Miss (enter name here) County Beauty Pageant. When its over we know its only 15 minutes till Diamond Dave

[Wawazat]

Originally posted by marchin2mars
take the kids by the cotton candy stand, then walking over to the FFA booth and let the kids see the animals. Then we let them hop on the merry go round. Head over to the stage watch the Miss (enter name here) County Beauty Pageant. When its over we know its only 15 minutes till Diamond Dave

hi marchinforass,

"how do you prep for a DLR show?" is the threadtitle.

and it´s NOT some gay other-half look alike contest.

[ritetoolforjob]

marchintomars...i like your tits. can we see some more? delicious

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by marchin2mars
take the kids by the cotton candy stand, then walking over to the FFA booth and let the kids see the animals. Then we let them hop on the merry go round. Head over to the stage watch the Miss (enter name here) County Beauty Pageant. When its over we know its only 15 minutes till Diamond Dave

That's actually pretty funny...

[Seshmeister]

Going to any gig these days is an art form in itself.

You will NEVER feel the way you did back in the day and it's all about getting just the right amount of fuckedupness to forget you are older now and the band is much older, without ruining it.

It's a tightrope.

Best I ever did was starting on vodka for 7 hours followed by some weed followed by some amphetamines followed by more booze at the gig. It's a difficult balance.

I went to an Aerosmith gig 6 years ago sober because I was driving and vowed I would never ever make that mistake again at any rock gig. I'd rather not go than go sober it just doesn't work.

Cheers!

[Douglas T.]

True ... every time has been a different story! Amazingly everytime I've come out unharmed and enlightened!

Memory card cleared ... check ... camera batteries ... check! Something for DAVE to sign just incase ... check .... tickets ...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29832&perpage=30&pagenumber=1

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[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
marchintomars...i like your tits. can I have them because mine are too tiny. I need some implants like Pamela Anderson so I can titty-fuck with the best of them!