Happy Birthday Alex Van Halen 2004

[Terry]

Alex Van Halen's birthday?

To paraphrase Frank Zappa, may Alex's bullshit come to life and kiss him.

If he can't be bothered to get back with Dave, the best thing Alex can do for the rest of us is just drop dead.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC

Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

[smaz]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

Unless the current circumstances change, Alex can fuck himself. Once Hagars finished of course.

[Sammy Who??]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

No. everything would be ok and the bros and MA would be the shit. it's only because DLR ain't in it. most people are acting like children over the VH situation.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

Originally posted by VH LINKS SUCKS
Alex is busy today!

THAT MIGHT BE A PAIR OF DRUMSTICKS BUT ITS NOT A KIT HES PLAYING

I DIDN'T KNOW ALEX VAN HALEN WAS A HOMOSICKSHUREAL

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

Originally posted by Sammy Who??
No. everything would be ok and the bros and MA would be the shit. it's only because DLR ain't in it. most people are acting like children over the VH situation.

Exactly guys.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

As musicians, there ain't nothin' wrong with the remaining 3 member of Van Halen. NOTHIN' WRONG. PERIOD. I can't wish them anything but health and happiness. Just because I completely disagree with their musical and business decisions post-'85, doesn't mean that I wish them something bad.

Personally however, their decisions and general attitude toward their music together since '85, suck. They have since got Al doing business decisions and a so-called sense of humour, both of which RULED when Dave handled them.

It's a matter of time, guys. Just wait.

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Would we be saying the same thing if DLR reunited with the VH Bros.?
Still say the VH Bros. suck as musicians? If they really reunited, and there was nothing foreseeable to break them up, would we really wish Alex personal problems? I'm not so sure....

Well, most people on here might not, but I for one would still would say the same.

Seriously, who gives a crap about Alex? Even though I think there are plenty of great guitarists who shit all over EVH (esp. nowadays), I still concede that he brought something great to the classic/Roth-era VH. But Alex? He's another MA - workmanlike at best, musically.

Not that it matters, because as hypotheticals go, yet another reunion of Roth/VH is never going to happen.

Oh yeah, and Happy Birthday Alex. I bought you a nice big box full of go fuck yourself. I even had it gift-wrapped.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

HES STUILL A GREAT DRUMMER

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
HES STUILL A GREAT DRUMMER

Yes, good old Hes Stuill IS a great drummer. But he plays with Norwegian folk-metal-ska group 'CodFucker,' not VH.

[BlimpyCHIMP™]

I MEAN HES =STILL A GRATE™ GOCKING DRUMMER YOU FAKKING CUNT

[tjvhou812]

happy b-day alex....

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
I MEAN HES =STILL A GRATE™ GOCKING DRUMMER YOU FAKKING CUNT

Is this some kind of mathematical equation? "Hes equals a grate gocking drummer?" What does 'HES' represent? A washed-up, alcoholic has-been skin-thumper?

Unless...grate-gocking is some kind of weird pastime that I don't even want to know about. :eek:

Anyway, I thought you LIKED Alex, right? So why would you call him a grate-gocker? That's sick! You pervert!

[NathanRay]

Alex Happy Birthday!! Now shut up and lock the pool fence cause Eddies coming over.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Nothing like bumping up a 9-year old thread.....

Happy 60th Alex !!