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Originally posted by ritetoolforjob these are definitely gay, but not as faggity as dave of late.
really? Ok I'll bite. "Fagguty as Dave of late": explain. Either you will explain in a mature objective explainantion that has at least a slight slice of merit, (obviously insignificant at a PRO Roth site) or you can stop your silly ass trolling and accept the fact that you are nothing more than a attention whore, who's Hellbent on trying to get a rise out of us so you can read our replies and merely have something different to masturbate to.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
Masturbation is a healthy and normal practice, like daydreaming or napping. Even masturbating several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say masturbation is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable medical doctor will tell you, old myths about masturbation affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that ejaculating regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent a certain kind of cancer later in life.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
FACT: Masturbation is for everyone — teenagers and adults. In fact, most adults masturbate. Even most males who have been married for 10 years or more masturbate regularly, some nearly as often as when they were teens.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
FACT: Losers are guys who go and post under alias's and bash the greatest fontman in the entire entertainment indusrty, just for the sole pleasure of "getting us all riled up" so he can later "impress" his boyfriends over tea time.
what a
Last edited by Big Troubles; 06-27-2006, 10:21 PM.
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
That's got to be the gayest show ever touring right now. I want to go down to the ampitheater during the show and throw dead roadkill armadillos over the fence from the interstate.
Originally posted by Big Troubles
MYTH: Only losers masturbate.
FACT: Losers are guys who go and post under alias's and bash the greatest fontman in the entire entertainment indusrty, just for the sole pleasure of "getting us all riled up" so he can later "impress" his boyfriends over tea time.
what a
Alright. Is this going to eventually parallel mental masturbation with someone missing a prosthetic? Maybe it's heading towards the "I bought a cheap hook in Tee-a-juana and re-circumsized muhself?"
On a side note, I switched from Quaker State Super Blend to MOBIL 1. The synthetic lubricunt doesn't break down while I'm exploring carpal tunnel syndrome.
"Honey, I think your cuntputer's on fire."
"It's actually my palm sweetie....no..not the little calculator...my hand."
:D Im jerking off now... In fact if you give me just 3 more seconds.....Uh uh uh....
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
Originally posted by Thorman Sam the Man puts on a hell of a good show...cant say the same for Dave...I saw his excuse of a performance on Leno et al and that was goddamn embarassing....you fools....i laugh!!
BAM
I think you've been drinking too much of Sammy's "Special" Tequila.
Originally posted by Cato yes, he even can suck his own nipples
actually, sandals, capri pants and cheap sunglasses sound very finnish - a lot of people here dress like that during the summertime, only sometimes they have sports pants instead of capri pants
Originally posted by Cato Golden, why are you FAT?
Originally posted by lesfunk Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
Originally posted by Moremen Sam the Man puts on a hell of a good show...cant say the same for Dave...I saw his excuse of a performance on Leno et al and that was goddamn embarassing....you fools....i laugh but I must say that sam has some juicy titties!!
BAM
Get off the stage! Old comedy routine just gets tiresome.
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