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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 34245

    How often does Dave wash his teeth?

    The secret of shining teeth?
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    a:8:{i:4373;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4373;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:52:"once a day, but very well, because mommy told him so";s:5:"votes";i:3;s:6:"voters";a:3:{i:0;s:3:"663";i:1;s:4:"5688";i:2;s:5:"20975";}}i:4374;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4374;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:70:"2-5 times a day because he's obsessed with the patent shit-eating grin";s:5:"votes";i:6;s:6:"voters";a:6:{i:0;s:3:"663";i:1;s:3:"175";i:2;s:4:"1337";i:3;s:2:"32";i:4;s:5:"14044";i:5;s:4:"9614";}}i:4375;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4375;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:42:"he's bought himself teeth made of diamonds";s:5:"votes";i:2;s:6:"voters";a:2:{i:0;s:3:"663";i:1;s:4:"2548";}}i:4376;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4376;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:28:"he's got a very good tentist";s:5:"votes";i:5;s:6:"voters";a:5:{i:0;s:3:"663";i:1;s:4:"5688";i:2;s:2:"32";i:3;s:2:"23";i:4;s:4:"1234";}}i:4377;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4377;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:28:"he uses less meth than eddie";s:5:"votes";i:4;s:6:"voters";a:4:{i:0;s:3:"663";i:1;s:5:"19348";i:2;s:4:"6645";i:3;s:4:"6008";}}i:4378;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4378;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:70:"it just looks so because someone yellow is always standing next to him";s:5:"votes";i:4;s:6:"voters";a:4:{i:0;s:3:"663";i:1;s:4:"4089";i:2;s:2:"32";i:3;s:5:"10029";}}i:4379;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4379;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:19:"he only bangs sugar";s:5:"votes";i:1;s:6:"voters";a:1:{i:0;s:4:"5688";}}i:4380;a:5:{s:12:"polloptionid";i:4380;s:6:"nodeid";s:5:"35154";s:5:"title";s:22:"FUCK OFF SAMMYHAGAR!!!";s:5:"votes";i:10;s:6:"voters";a:10:{i:0;s:3:"663";i:1;s:4:"2810";i:2;s:2:"32";i:3;s:4:"3446";i:4;s:4:"1917";i:5;s:4:"6209";i:6;s:5:"12361";i:7;s:4:"6770";i:8;s:3:"246";i:9;s:5:"13996";}}}
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    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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  • Cato
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    • Jan 2004
    • 4587

    #2
    I think he's painting them white twice a day.
    Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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    • Golden AWe
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 34245

      #3
      Is he painting it with something special...i mean like a pervert thing?
      Originally posted by Cato
      Golden, why are you FAT?
      Originally posted by lesfunk
      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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      • bantonelli
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Nov 2004
        • 2629

        #4
        Brite Smile
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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #5
          CREST

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          • bobgnote
            Banned
            • May 2005
            • 627

            #6
            Originally posted by Matt White
            CREST
            Well you might as well get out the family-goddam names, since DLR is a famous, mouth-open JEW, letting flies in and out all summer, all his life. The good teeth are a spinoff of KOSHER laws, l'heimlich to ya.

            See that John Kerry killer last summer? Same kinda oops I ate the kids! Being a Jew, DLR had usual hygiene that is better than Goyim have, except for the kosher hair on the torso, casual tree-Jew look, male model stuff YOU KIDS LOVE TO FORCE INTO YOURSELVES.

            So Sean Michaels and Tonya Harding both put up the DLR freejack pix.

            YOU eat the shit right up, I smile, then. You kids like DLR more than you should. But those of you who like Ed etc. are so DIFFERENT, from sane people, I gotta check it out and get back up there and pitch.

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            • Dan
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 12194

              #7
              Originally posted by bobgnote
              Well you might as well get out the family-goddam names, since DLR is a famous, mouth-open JEW, letting flies in and out all summer, all his life. The good teeth are a spinoff of KOSHER laws, l'heimlich to ya.

              See that John Kerry killer last summer? Same kinda oops I ate the kids! Being a Jew, DLR had usual hygiene that is better than Goyim have, except for the kosher hair on the torso, casual tree-Jew look, male model stuff YOU KIDS LOVE TO FORCE INTO YOURSELVES.

              So Sean Michaels and Tonya Harding both put up the DLR freejack pix.

              YOU eat the shit right up, I smile, then. You kids like DLR more than you should. But those of you who like Ed etc. are so DIFFERENT, from sane people, I gotta check it out and get back up there and pitch.
              WTF are you going on about?
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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12194

                #8
                Baking Soda is good for the teeth.
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • diamondsgirl
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 7563

                  #9
                  funny as hell AW
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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59650

                    #10
                    How does an anti-semite like Sideshow Bob know so much about the Kosher laws??
                    Eat Us And Smile

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                    • Golden AWe
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 34245

                      #11
                      Originally posted by FORD
                      How does an anti-semite like Sideshow Bob know so much about the Kosher laws??
                      it's a cuntspiracy i tell ya!
                      Originally posted by Cato
                      Golden, why are you FAT?
                      Originally posted by lesfunk
                      Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                      http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                      • Golden AWe
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 34245

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Dan
                        Baking Soda is good for the teeth.
                        uhuhuuh...baked soda!
                        Originally posted by Cato
                        Golden, why are you FAT?
                        Originally posted by lesfunk
                        Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                        http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                        • ALinChainz
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 12100

                          #13
                          Katydid posted this thread at the Strummin w/the Devil forum ...

                          She'll never go away ...

                          The fucking hag.

                          She sees ideas for threads here and duplicates them ...

                          Bout ready to sign up over there ...

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                          • MAX
                            Rotharmy Gladiator

                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 13001

                            #14
                            Oh dear!!!

                            Al, I cannot (well, both actually and unfortunately I can) believe that Aunt Polly is whitewashing yet another David Lee Roth related message board?

                            Oh boy...

                            Hey, are there many of "us" over there supporting The Diamond one's latest effort?
                            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                            • ALinChainz
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12100

                              #15
                              Nope ... just got done scanning the joint ...

                              Katy has had her usual "Goodbye, so many bad things happen to me and my boys although they wrote all these big country hits for country stars, that I have done all I can and cannot post here anymore" thread. And then posts everyday since.

                              In addition, lms asks her, "hey Katy, how are you doing?"

                              And then Katy goes into the 5000 word crying woes is me jag.

                              I bet she's sorry she asked.

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