That Fucking Cocksucker!!!

[Unchainme]

NEW YORK YANKEES SERIES (JULY 3-4-5-6)
Monday, JULY 3 @7:05PM- The New York Yankees will make their one and only visit to Jacobs Field with a four-game series July 3-6. Rock N' Roll Star SAMMY HAGAR will be in attendance throwing out the first pitch and singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" during the 7th inning stretch. Following the game, a spectacular HOLIDAY CELEBRATION FIREWORKS SHOW courtesy of Pierre's, will entertain the fans attending the game.
LIMITED SEATS REMAIN.
PROBABLE PITCHING MATCH-UP: RHP CHIEN-MING WANG vs. LHP JEREMY SOWERS
BROADCAST INFORMATION: WTAM/IRN, WKYC-TV3

http://cleveland.indians.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20060630&content_id=1530921&vkey=pr_cle&fext=.jsp&c_id=cle

URGH!!!!!!!!!

WHY?! INDIANS WHY!?

Okay, I'm sorry I saw the fat fucker throw out the first pitch (It sucked BTW.), on the local news. At least they made fun of him and said "What do Sammy Hagar and Aaron Boone have in common? They havn't had a hit in 20 years!" LMMFAO!

[jcook11]

Relax dude maybe someone will take a bat to the fat fuck.

[jcook11]

The rat population in Cleveland is about to go way down

[vheddyrmv8]

Maybe that's why the Indians haven't been doing well as of late...

[jcook11]

I hope they make the sonofabitch pay to get into the rocknroll hall of fame. You just know he will visit.

[jcook11]

RUN, PEOPLE RUN! SAVE YOURSELVES!....AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[sadaist]

Well, in San Diego, we got Roseanne Barr that one year where she spit and grabbed her crotch after screaming the National Anthem. So look at the bright side....it could always be worse.

[frets5150]

Originally posted by jcook11
Relax dude maybe someone will take a bat to the fat fuck.

:D

[bantonelli]

I think the Team is already off to a bad start...........the embarrassment of SPAMtard wearing his usual Capri Pant/Birkenstock wardrobe is one thing, but SPAM thinks that Baseball's "Home Plate" means unlimited food buffet at his fingertips.

[Loons The Great]

Somebody needs to throw Sambo a baseball bat party, Al Capone style in,"The Untouchables."

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I bet he throws like Mr Burns.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I bet he throws like Mr Burns.

Or maybe like Poppy Bush.....

[Loons The Great]

Spambo:
Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks...and twinkies and ho hos and bacon and cheese and cookies and star crunches...I don't care if Van Hagar eber comes back

Cuz it's root root root for the home team it's a shame if they lose

Cuz it's one two three strikes yer out at the ol' Hall Of Fame!!

[Hardrock69]

LMFAO!!!

That fat fucking bastard....good that the commentators were making fun of his flabby ass.



Perhaps he somehow brought his lameness onto the Yankees.

Yesterday was George Steinbrnner's 76th Bufday....and the Indians DESTROYED THE YANKEES 19-1!

It was the worst loss the Yankees suffered in their ENTIRE HISTORY!!!



I am a lifelong Yankees fan, but I have to laugh.

19-1

HAH!

Did they have a little girl pitching underhand for the Yankees?

Fucking Spambo The Flatulent.

They probably gave him all the hot dogs he could shovel down his huge gullet in exchange for his "first pitch"....