Michael Anthony is such a fucking tool.

[WARF]

I'm starting to wonder if Mikey ever drinked Jack Daniels...
Maybe it was cabo wabo in the bottle the whole time...
Remember when Mikey said in 2001...
"The next album will be a return to the earlier sound"
Then we got "It's about Time"...
Which was a total piece of shit... even for Van Hagar standards...
What a fucking pussy... I swear to god... did this man ever have a penis???
And why the fuck does the balding member of Van Halen,
now have the most hair of all the members 25 years later???
That makes him even more annoying!
Fucking douchebag...
Pimpin' his shitty ass hot sauce around the nation...
At all the SOFT ROCK resturants....
Van Halen has become so fucking irrelevant that his tiny little dick...
Is just hard enough... to go on tour with the waboritas....
But he's such a pussy... he can't even join the fucking band,,,
It's just Sammy and the wabos featuring Michael Anthony...
Fuck him and his fucking shitty hot sauce...
You fucking toolbag!!!!

[WARF]

Holy shit... i'm fucked up...
I alreayd drank a hole bottle of johnie walker
and smoked a blunt... abd i took a vicodin!
im tempted to pop this viagra but there is no pussy to fuck
maybe i'll take it and wack off to some porn!!

[MAX]

Warf,

Unfortunately, I'm too old and don't have as much fiyaaa as you do. I both admire and commend yours though.

The ONE and HUGE thing that bothers me about Michael Anthony is the fact that (if he really wanted to do so) he could form another band or play with decent peeps. Instead, he KEEPS on doing this "Special Guest" shit with Hagar. Fuck, either be the douchebag's bass player or don't.

Also, what's with following EVERYTHING this ZERO (Hagar) does?

I mean this "Other Half" thing? "Other Half" of WHAT, Van Hagar?!?!?!?! NOBODY CARES!!! Isn't this what the remaining members of The Grateful Dead did after Garcia died? Problem is being the "Other Half" of Van Hagar ain't cool, it's fuckin' chili and beying a hot sauce feller, Michael Anthony SHOULD get it.

The ultimate proof would be in the puddin' both if and when a REAL VAN HALEN REUNION were to happen or does and don't be bringin' Hagar along!!! He had his unsuccessful shot with that Velveetapalooza (Sorry FORD but your title's too epic!!!) flop from a coupla years back. We DON'T wanna see him onstage again.

Ultimately, I think ALL the remaining powers that be actually fear the triumph of a REAL reunion cos it would once and for all show how utterly useless Van Hagar was and would end that chapter for good.

Fuck, even Hagar's supposed "buddy" Kenny Chesney ain't croonin' any Van Hagar songs LIVE and WHY is that hmmmmmm?

[sadaist]

I feel sorry for Mike in a way. Like an abandoned kitten. He is just hanging on to Sammy cause the sisters want nothing to do with anyone. I'd like to see him sack up and go on tour with Roth. Now that would be "The Other Half".

[MAX]

Originally posted by sadaist
I feel sorry for Mike in a way. Like an abandoned kitten. He is just hanging on to Sammy cause the sisters want nothing to do with anyone. I'd like to see him sack up and go on tour with Roth. Now that would be "The Other Half".

It could be cool for a song or two but I like Dave's attitude of "All or Nothing" you know?

[binnie]

I'll never understand why he keeps doing the shit with Spammy...

Maybe he just needs to feel wanted?

The sisters sure don't seem to want to know him.

He should grow a pair and do something half decent.

[MAX]

Originally posted by binnie
He should grow a pair and do something half decent.

That would mean NEVER playing with Hagar and I dunno if he has that in him at this stage of the game?

[binnie]

Originally posted by MAX
That would mean NEVER playing with Hagar and I dunno if he has that in him at this stage of the game?

That's true.

But, lets be honest, he don't have to worry about money. He could make the music he wanted too and even if no-one bought it, it wouldn't matter to him.

He needs to realise that he doesn't need Sammy...

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by sadaist
I feel sorry for Mike in a way. Like an abandoned kitten. He is just hanging on to Sammy cause the sisters want nothing to do with anyone. I'd like to see him sack up and go on tour with Roth. Now that would be "The Other Half".

The sisters are just content with doing absolutely nothing. This is how Van Halen went out. With a dying whimper and not a bang like we all hoped for. This 'Other Half' tour will just roll along and amount to nothing but Tequila and Hot Sauce endorsements. To me, the only person who is trying to keep the spirit of VH alive is DLR.

[MAX]

Originally posted by binnie
He needs to realise that he doesn't need Sammy...

Dunno if "need" is the most descriptive word within this scenerio?

"Wanting" seems to be more appropriate, don't you think?

Cos why would ANYONE willingly wanna be accociated with Spam Hagar? Hagar has less musical clout, credibility and respect than say... Rick Dees doin' the "Disco Duck." Not only on a professional level but when it comes to VH? I mean COME ON!!! How these guys can/have sat and endured interview after interview (twenty years and counting folks) and EVERYTIME who's name is brought up? DAVID LEE ROTH!!! I guess they just get used to the fact that they'll forever live in his shadow? Again, I've read reviews of the "Other Half" and what generates the MOST applause at said "shows?" RUNNING WITH THE FUCKING DEVIL!!! Doesn't that defeat their "purpose" both in and of itself?

Guess not at this stage eh? That's why Spam is somewhat "complimenting" Dave in recent interviews as of late. Why? Cos Spam KNOWS that a REAL VH REUNION would erase his pitiful tenure. I'll give him this, he CAN sniff $$$ as just as much as he can sniff his next meal or five. Meaning, Hagar will do whatever he can to slither his fatass into a reunion scenerio with Diamond Dave at the helm. Whether it be Anthony's roadie or what have you.

VH whoring is what they're doing. Nothing more and nothing less...

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by MAX
Dunno if "need" is the most descriptive word within this scenerio?

"Wanting" seems to be more appropriate, don't you think?

Cos why would ANYONE willingly wanna be accociated with Spam Hagar? Hagar has less musical clout, credibility and respect than say... Rick Dees doin' the "Disco Duck." Not only on a professional level but when it comes to VH? I mean COME ON!!! How these guys can/have sat and endured interview after interview (twenty years and counting folks) and EVERYTIME who's name is brought up? DAVID LEE ROTH!!! I guess they just get used to the fact that they'll forever live in his shadow? Again, I've read reviews of the "Other Half" and what generates the MOST applause at said "shows?" RUNNING WITH THE FUCKING DEVIL!!! Doesn't that defeat their "purpose" both in and of itself?

Guess not at this stage eh? That's why Spam is somewhat "complimenting" Dave in recent interviews as of late. Why? Cos Spam KNOWS that a REAL VH REUNION would erase his pitiful tenure. I'll give him this, he CAN sniff $$$ as just as much as he can sniff his next meal or five. Meaning, Hagar will do whatever he can to slither his fatass into a reunion scenerio with Diamond Dave at the helm. Whether it be Anthony's roadie or what have you.

VH whoring is what they're doing. Nothing more and nothing less...

This is right on the money on all counts.
Deep down Sam HAS to know this.
As far as Mikey goes, he's probably just friends with Sam; he's not there cos the tunes are better and he knows it.
He said when they jammed again with Roth the magic was there and we all knew it would be because they proved it with MeWise and CGTSNM.

[MAX]

Thanks Thrills.

Sometimes I'm not just here cos of my good looks. :D

You're absolutely correct on ALL counts. Hagar's kissing ass in interviews right now cos Dave's been all over the media and if a reunion is indeed "inevitable" that clown wants in PERIOD!!!

Hence, his whining as to why the Van Hagar "reunion" was such a FLOP.

Also, think back to the Spam and Dave Tour... Dave viewed it as a competition. Whereas The Round Rocker viewed it as a love fest. I mean how many times does it take for Hagar to get it after repeatedly banging on Dave's door that Dave doesn't want shit to do with him? Hagar was prolly one of those doofy kids that your parents "made" you "play" with at a very young age. Then when you were out of view, ya ditched the fuckin' dork, you know?

Yup, Hagar's gonna be glued to Michael Anthony's ass if a real reunion commences. Mark my words.

[thome]

Maybe M.A. likes to work, Play his instrument ,do his job.?

Maybe MA knows he is not much of a Start Your Own Band type..?

Maybe MA just wants to earn some bucks play and party.?

Why join a new band ? Rock on with a friend and that's it.?

Maybe Spam is paying him real well..?

Maybe MA knows what he is doing.?

I personaly could give a fuk what any of the members of VH do.
Dave left in 85 and i haven't really giver six craps about the
headless VH since.

Maybe... MA is the most together of all the fuk sticks...?

[MAPRamone]

Originally posted by RuzDNailz
The sisters are just content with doing absolutely nothing. This is how Van Halen went out. With a dying whimper and not a bang like we all hoped for.

I don't agree. Van Halen went out with a bang in 1985 and out of its ashes rose the godawfull Van Hagar.

[bueno bob]

Well...Mike to me is irrelevant...I don't even think of him as a "rock star" in the laziest of terminology...

That said, he's essential for any REAL Van Halen business. And by REAL Van Halen, I mean a Dave reunion.

Short of that happening...he could disappear tomorrow and I don't think the world would be any worse off...I know I wouldn't lose any sleep over it...