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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    Ready or Not?

    what is the origin of this fake Dave song "Ready or Not." Cover band?
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 34245

    #2
    "...Here I come, you can't hide, gonna fiiind you!!!" :p
    Originally posted by Cato
    Golden, why are you FAT?
    Originally posted by lesfunk
    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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    • Big Troubles
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Feb 2004
      • 8517

      #3
      ya thats it! Who sings that song. It seems built for Dave. "She could tell that I was into- physical fitness-Ready or Not..
      "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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      • thefive

        #4
        Yeah whats the low down on that song.

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        • Big Troubles
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Feb 2004
          • 8517

          #5
          Up until just the beginning of this year I actualy thought that was a Dave song! lol Shit. I came here learned it wasn't- played it again and again and the more you play it, the more you can tell its not Dave. Just like the infamous "Dave and Slash in Slash's Snakepit".
          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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          • BlimpyCHIMP™
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 637

            #6
            DOES EDDIE PLAY GUITAR ON THAT SONG OR IS IT A KEYBOARD THING

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            • Red
              Roth Army Recruit
              • May 2004
              • 19

              #7
              Van Halen-Right Now

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              • Big Troubles
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Feb 2004
                • 8517

                #8
                Originally posted by BlimpyCHIMP™
                DOES EDDIE PLAY GUITAR ON THAT SONG OR IS IT A KEYBOARD THING
                Its not a real VH or Dave song. Its a fake. Stop yelling at me!
                "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • Calderone
                  Commando
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1081

                  #9
                  Its a fake ...and dave and slash doesnt sound like dave at all

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                  • BlimpyCHIMP™
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 637

                    #10
                    I HAVE DAVE AND SLASH THAT ONES PRETTY FUNNY HAHAHAHAAA

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                    • DLR_EngineRoom
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2304

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Red
                      Van Halen-Right Now
                      Right Now Lyrics

                      (Words by Van Hagar)

                      I've gotta wait 'til tomorrow
                      And put it off another day
                      One by one, little bulges
                      Build up, and stand in my way. Oh

                      One step ahead, Roth's foot in my behind
                      Now I gotta run to get thinner
                      Make future plans I'll dream of donuts, hey!
                      Come on Ed, shake my thing around

                      (Right now) Hey! Maybe tomorrow
                      (Right now) Come on, leave me alone
                      (Right now) Kiss my ass, Cabo Wabo
                      Do me right here and now
                      It means everything

                      Big breakfast, triple mayo
                      And nothin' fits anymore. No!
                      Almost zipped...by a fraction!
                      Slipped and fell on my face. Oh!

                      The more I get, the more I want
                      Just want one after another
                      Workin' so hard to lose this weight again
                      Whoa, got to lunch. Come on Ed, shake my thing around

                      (Right now) Hey! Maybe tomorrow
                      (Right now) Come on, leave me alone
                      (Right now) Kiss my ass, Cabo Wabo
                      Do me right here and now
                      It means everything

                      Send a shake to me
                      Right now
                      What are ya waitin' for? Oh! Yeah!
                      Right now

                      (Guitar Solo)

                      (Right now) Hey! Maybe tomorrow
                      (Right now) Come on, leave me alone
                      (Right now) Kiss my ass, Cabo Wabo
                      And do me right, right now (Right now)
                      Oh, right now!
                      It means everything, Eddie


                      It's what's happening
                      Right here and now
                      Right now, it's right now
                      Oh!
                      Tell me, what are ya waitin' for?
                      Shake my thing around...
                      Last edited by DLR_EngineRoom; 05-11-2004, 12:49 PM.
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
                      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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                      • Big Troubles
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 8517

                        #12
                        :D
                        "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                        • Big Troubles
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 8517

                          #13
                          I think the Dave/Slash thing is from Bob Rivers. I want the origin of the Ready or Not.
                          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                          • DLR_EngineRoom
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2304

                            #14
                            Right Now Lyrics

                            (Words by Van Hagar)

                            I've gotta wait 'til tomorrow
                            And put it off another day
                            One by one, little bulges
                            Build up, and stand in my way. Oh

                            One step ahead, Roth's foot in my behind
                            Now I gotta run to get thinner
                            Make future plans I'll dream of donuts, hey!
                            Come on Ed, shake my thing around

                            (Right now) Hey! Maybe tomorrow
                            (Right now) Come on, leave me alone
                            (Right now) Kiss my ass, Cabo Wabo
                            Do me right here and now
                            It means everything

                            Big breakfast, triple mayo
                            And nothin' fits anymore. No!
                            Almost zipped...by a fraction!
                            Slipped and fell on my face. Oh!

                            The more I get, the more I want
                            Just want one after another
                            Workin' so hard to lose this weight again
                            Whoa, got to lunch. Come on Ed, shake my thing around

                            (Right now) Hey! Maybe tomorrow
                            (Right now) Come on, leave me alone
                            (Right now) Kiss my ass, Cabo Wabo
                            Do me right here and now
                            It means everything

                            Send a shake to me
                            Right now
                            What are ya waitin' for? Oh! Yeah!
                            Right now

                            (Guitar Solo)

                            (Right now) Hey! Maybe tomorrow
                            (Right now) Come on, leave me alone
                            (Right now) Kiss my ass, Cabo Wabo
                            And do me right, right now (Right now)
                            Oh, right now!
                            It means everything, Eddie


                            It's what's happening
                            Right here and now
                            Right now, it's right now
                            Oh!
                            Tell me, what are ya waitin' for?
                            Shake my thing around...
                            http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
                            http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
                            http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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