
Video of EVH's musical trainwreck
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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is." -
There comes a time in every drug-addicts life when he realises
I no longer have to/ bathe/ put on a shirt /comb my hair/ try to do well/put on shoes that have all thier parts/buy new jeans/ the 30 year old ones i wore in highschool still rokk/brush my teeth/ see a dentist/
wipe my asshole clean /piss on the outside of my pant/zippers are foolish/etc etc ........
The realization that -I- dont even have to show up for gigs is when you really know THEN I ,,I ,,I ,,,ARE THE BEST!!!!!
Then someone interveens or they die plain and simple.
You see Drugs give a elevated state of reality and you think you are something really great Mr. Brown Stone.
At least thats why i still love them But unlike ED i like takeing my beers into the tub with me.LOLComment
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Time for Dave and Edward to go back to their roots...
Yup, COVER SONGS!!!
Now shut up and listen...
You bring in Teddy Templeman cos he always said "Hey, it's already been a hit! So, you're halfway there!"
Well, Dave did a stellar job on "Soul Kitchen" IMO.
Ok, so we do a live gig, we bring out Ed and let him wail aimlessly away at whatever the fuck he's doing and we fucking RECORD IT!!!
DVD, CD, VCD, HDTV, HIV, WHATEVER and that's besides the fucking point.
Then as he's just wailing away we turn to stage right...
Have this dark, cryptic, candlelight setting...
Don't abandon me now motherfuckers!!!
Then have Dave (in FULL circus ringmaster, tophat, attire) start in with...
Yeah, c'mon
When the music's over
When the music's over, yeah
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights, yeah
When the music's over
When the music's over
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
For the music is your special friend
Dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend
Until the end
Until the end
Until the end
Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection
Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside
The face in the mirror won't stop
The girl in the window won't drop
A feast of friends
"Alive!" she cried
Waitin' for me
Outside!
Before I sink
Into the big sleep
I want to hear
I want to hear
The scream of the butterfly
Come back, baby
Back into my arm
We're gettin' tired of hangin' around
Waitin' around with our heads to the ground
I hear a very gentle sound
Very near yet very far
Very soft, yeah, very clear
Come today, come today
What have they done to the earth?
What have they done to our fair sister?
Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
And tied her with fences and dragged her down
I hear a very gentle sound
With your ear down to the ground
We want the world and we want it...
We want the world and we want it...
Now
Now?
Now!
Persian night, babe
See the light, babe
Save us!
Jesus!
Save us!
So when the music's over
When the music's over, yeah
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Well the music is your special friend
Dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend
Until the end
Until the end
Until the end!
Seriously, I'm fucking onto something here and what makes it even more frightening is the fact that I'm NOT even loaded!!! :D
Then we can enjoy BOTH an epic rock show AND a funeral!!!EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
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And stoffa...he's reinventing it again!
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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If it was a hundred and ten degrees in Arizona and ED had been well into a two hr set, i could see the need to be shirtless .
but it seems to me ed thinks he is some hot, playing ,rulling, mega ,god,
playing, the hottest, licks ,burning, up satans, asshole, and starting fires in heaven, sounding MF.
Before he even plugs in.
he looks bad man crackskull bones ribcrank starving is not cool man.
tyeefs rotting out so what if he used to be a guitar god if he don't change his way he'll be seein god real soon.
Yeah i'm a lil worried about some mo fo don't even know me, So What!Comment
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"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Ya know maybe we are all wrong. I think I will try spending the weekend in a drug and alcohol induced state.....rolling around in my own vomit and feeces.....There we go I just pissed on myself and am already starting to feel better. Maybe just maybe Ed is onto something here.Comment
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Originally posted by POJO_Risin
And stoffa...he's reinventing it again!
Until we figure out?
Cuntinue the bashing!Comment
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You know what...he's a guitar player.
Nothing more...nothing less.
he decides to do something worthwhile again...that doesn't sound like a cat dumping razorblades...
I'll be the first to listen...
until then...who gives a fuck.
If I want to listen to the guitar player that changed the music scene...I sure as fuck won't be listening to any of this bullshit."Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."Comment
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Originally posted by jcook11
Ya know maybe we are all wrong. I think I will try spending the weekend in a drug and alcohol induced state.....rolling around in my own vomit and feeces.....There we go I just pissed on myself and am already starting to feel better. Maybe just maybe Ed is onto something here.
Then whoever wins gets a gallon of sweet lucy wine that's Santa Luchia
for all your sofistucted ones from up on the hill.
Then the winner usually runs around in circles holding the bottle like someones trying to steal thier Baby!
Then he always falls down, the bottle breaks, we all cry, and say -see toll yu the mufukka ain't all, got it upstairs-looser!
Then we all kick him in the nuts for an hr or so.
Then on Sat night the good times start
more later....Comment
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Originally posted by jcook11
Ya know maybe we are all wrong. I think I will try spending the weekend in a drug and alcohol induced state.....rolling around in my own vomit and feeces.....There we go I just pissed on myself and am already starting to feel better. Maybe just maybe Ed is onto something here.
Oops, not such a good idea after all. The fucking meth I smoked has got me flippin around the house turnig the furniture over looking for a chunk that I just know I dropped......That whole rolling around in my own vomit and feeces is'nt working out too well either....Hey THOME:What time did you say you guys meet under the bridge for that drink?........................... :bottle:Comment
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