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How much money could be made from a $60 pay per view featuring either of these 3? How come a promoter hasn't been sleazing himself all over this yet?
I chose B.
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"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
A couple of round house kicks from Dave...a few knees to Sams melon....Busted nose. A few missing teeth. Yeah yeah....
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
Option C could turn into a disaster for the promoter if Cherone started chubby chasin' before the bell rang. Imagine the commentary as Dave gets the hell outta there....
"Looks like Cherone is going for the leg!....oh shit...that ain't grapplin' folks..... I think I'm gonna be sick."
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
A real classic VH reunion? Dave fresh off of rocking and rolling with a bunch of banjo players. Ed and Al fresh off of rocking and rolling with Kenny Chesney, and doing it so well they don't make the cut on national television. and Michael Anthony, who's big on getting jiggy with the afroed Fat Albert. Oh boy, 8 figures I can surely see.
give me a break.
And who cares about any of the fights, unless they are ALL DEAD AT THE END rules.
And anyone that thinks they'd know what they were getting in advance are either high, have been sleeping under a tree for 21 years, or are the only people that have heard these 4 play together LIVE in the past couple of years.
In other words, the only thing you know about these idiots, is that it's sure to implode within' an hour of starting.
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