Report: Burger King made a play for Van Hagar

[Bill Lumbergh]

AP- Before securing a sponsorship deal with McDonalds, Burger KIng was in negotiations with the pussy fronted band. McDonalds apparently came through with an eleventh hour deal, which included Free happy meals to concert goers, as well as Hamburglar masks, dildos with the companys logo, and 3d glasses for the bands "Up for Breakfast" sequence where they all throw up Mcdonalds pancakes into bassist Mike Anthony's mouth. From the video screen sheep and tampon images will look like they are flying right at you. Sammy Hagar had this to say "The Burger King offer was intriuging, but shit man I've been this companys mascot for all these yearswhy stop now?" On a seperate note the bands upcoming greatest hits album will feature nothing but David Lee Roth era songs. Alex Van Halen had this to say....."Hey we love Sam, but we wanted this to actually SELL a few copies."

[Big Troubles]

LOL

[smaz]

If it was all Dave it would sell more than a few copies!

[Terry]

The Van Halen brothers love to slam Dave, but they don't seem to mind renegotiating their percentage on the classic catalog, or putting classic stuff on their greatest hits.

The sisters know what moves in their back album sales and what doesn't.

If they had any balls they'd put nothing but Van Hagar tunes on BOV2. Since the Sam Halen tour is essentially to support BOV2, why have the benefit of the classic catalog to move albums?

Bunch of chickenshits, just like their pussy fanbase.

[David Van Via]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
AP- Before securing a sponsorship deal with McDonalds, Burger KIng was in negotiations with the pussy fronted band. McDonalds apparently came through with an eleventh hour deal, which included Free happy meals to concert goers, as well as Hamburglar masks, dildos with the companys logo, and 3d glasses for the bands "Up for Breakfast" sequence where they all throw up Mcdonalds pancakes into bassist Mike Anthony's mouth. From the video screen sheep and tampon images will look like they are flying right at you. Sammy Hagar had this to say "The Burger King offer was intriuging, but shit man I've been this companys mascot for all these yearswhy stop now?" On a seperate note the bands upcoming greatest hits album will feature nothing but David Lee Roth era songs. Alex Van Halen had this to say....."Hey we love Sam, but we wanted this to actually SELL a few copies."

LOL but it would sell more then a few copies. And it's true that Van Hagar have no balls (just look at them).

[flappo]

Originally posted by Terry
The Van Halen brothers love to slam Dave, but they don't seem to mind renegotiating their percentage on the classic catalog, or putting classic stuff on their greatest hits.

The sisters know what moves in their back album sales and what doesn't.

If they had any balls they'd put nothing but Van Hagar tunes on BOV2. Since the Sam Halen tour is essentially to support BOV2, why have the benefit of the classic catalog to move albums?

Bunch of chickenshits, just like their pussy fanbase.

..true dat

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Terry
The Van Halen brothers love to slam Dave, but they don't seem to mind renegotiating their percentage on the classic catalog, or putting classic stuff on their greatest hits.

The sisters know what moves in their back album sales and what doesn't.

If they had any balls they'd put nothing but Van Hagar tunes on BOV2. Since the Sam Halen tour is essentially to support BOV2, why have the benefit of the classic catalog to move albums?

Bunch of chickenshits, just like their pussy fanbase.

YEAH REMEMBER. ED TOLD DAVE " WE ALWAYS THOUGHT OF HAVING YOU "SPICE UP" THE BEST OF VOLUME 1- THATS HOW WE GOT MWM AND CGTSNM. AND DAVE REPLIED... HMMM, SPICE AND I'M THE RICE.