ROCKSTAR Van Halen

[VAN HLN CA]

The best thing about this weekly show
is not the fact that it makes for good summer filler for the Tivo its watchable. Releif and low blood preasure here when you realize how lucky we are that its not the rumored version featuring Van Halen. We would be so fuming by now that it would spark a revolution.

Anyway as bad as the show has been its been fairly entertaining and for T its a good side project because this time hes playing drums, not fronting or trying to play guitar.

VH Rockstar, imagine Ed and Al sitting there.......
Exactly!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

VH doesn't need a Rockstar series because they already had the perfect singer. They no where to contact Dave if they want to get serious.

[sadaist]

If VH did Rockstar, the producers should have Dave come out as a surprise contestant. Ed & Al would be pissed, but the audience would go wild.

[binnie]

I can't see VH doing Rockstar, I really can't.

An old band auditioning for a singer that way just isn't cool, it just isn't....

I like the current idea of Supernova, a band with no history looking for a unheard of singer: I can take that more seriously.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by binnie
I can't see VH doing Rockstar, I really can't.

An old band auditioning for a singer that way just isn't cool, it just isn't....

I like the current idea of Supernova, a band with no history looking for a unheard of singer: I can take that more seriously.

I agree. I didn't like the INXS one. INXS died with Hutchence.

[WOAHYEAH]

I'd laugh if all the contestants were blonde maned, sunglass wearin', Jack Daniels drinkin', hell raisers.

[Big Troubles]

this would be a terrible thing. VH has lost SO much dignity already. this once mighty band emerged as asskickers in rock and roll, then they acted like a really bad version of The Monkees circa 1985-1995, selling themselves out to the masses and corporate was knocking. Everything from Pepsi to bar b queer sauce. Then a nice fuck you in 1996 when VH decided to USE Dave to sell their first Best Of, only to give us Gary (gimme a fucking break) Cherone.

And they (VH) were very serious with being Van Halen, not even once did they think it might be a good idea to change the name, since you know, they weren't Van Halen since 1985.

RockStar Van Halen' would be the final nail in the coffin of the once great asskickers of rock and roll.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by sadaist
I agree. I didn't like the INXS one. INXS died with Hutchence.

Mate, I am behind you 100% with this statement..

But after hearing "Afterglow" it seems the project wasnt
a total waste of time. That song is a good pop/rock
tune with all the elements of the earlier INXS....

And fresh....

[diamondsgirl]

This would suck and would be a complete slap in the face of Dave.

The only way I could despise the sisters more than I do now, is if they were to do something like this.

[GAMERA]

Here's the thing, AND LISTEN CLOSELY!

that's it.........

get closer...........

WHO GIVES A FUCK IF IT'S VAN HALEN SITTING IN THOSE CHAIRS!

Fuming? You mean, watching Edward Van Halen, sitting on that couch, more than likely flat fucking asleep.

Alex Van Halen, sitting next to him with an angel brace on, staring at Edward with that shit-eating grin on his face, bopping up and down chuckling like he's firing off machine-gun burrito farts.

Michael Anthony, not allowed to sit on the couch, but actually the couch Alex and Edward are sitting on, doing, well, nothing.

and that Faggot Dave Navarro, claiming to be a great guitar player after playing three notes of Twinkle-Twinkle.

There hasn't been a thing on TV in the past 50 years half as entertaining as that.

Well, except for Sanford and Son. Only this time, we pray for the heart attack.

[GAMERA]

I'd watch Brooke Burke host ROCKSTAR: Waborito.

I'd watch Brooke Burke host "The search for the next Lawrence Welk."

I'd watch Brooke Burke having a colonoscopy.

and if you ain't down with that,

I got two words for you.

FUCKING LIAR!

[danielc]

Originally posted by Gamera
Michael Anthony, not allowed to sit on the couch, but actually the couch Alex and Edward are sitting on, doing, well, nothing.

So true and funny. BTW, who the hell is Supernova and who is in the band? I never watch the show.