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  • VAN HLN CA
    Foot Soldier
    • Apr 2005
    • 607

    Sami Hagar EXTREME CUNTBAG ! ! !

    SAMMY HAGAR: 'I Love Playing Music And I Love VAN HALEN' - Aug. 15, 2006
    Jeb Wright of Classic Rock Revisited recently conducted an interview with Sammy Hagar. An excerpt from the chat follows:

    Classic Rock Revisited: Tell me how it was touring with Michael Anthony?

    Sammy: It was awesome but it wore me out. If you listen to my voice then you can tell that I have a cold. Luckily, it was at the end and I made it through. It was the hardest vocal tour that I have ever done in my life but it is also the most rewarding show that I have ever done. I think my fans would have to vote this as the best Sammy tour in history. I really took them through a historical journey. We went from MONTROSE to the new single "Sam I Am" and every point in-between. We had an hour of VAN HALEN songs with Michael Anthony, who allowed me to feel comfortable playing an hour of VAN HALEN in a three-hour show. The reason I was comfortable was because I had half the band with me; that is why we called it THE OTHER HALF. Ed [Van Halen] and I wrote all of those songs together but I only felt comfortable playing that much VAN HALEN because Mike was there. I would never go out and just do a show of all VAN HALEN the way our man Diamond Dave [David Lee Roth] does.

    Classic Rock Revisited: Was having the two of you called THE OTHER HALF any kind of a statement to the VAN HALEN brothers?

    Sammy: Not really. A lot of people thought it was a slam but it wasn't. I originally had two halves of the rings from the VAN HALEN logo but I started getting a lot of criticism from my management. Some of my friends said, "You shouldn't be doing that. It makes it look like you're making fun of it." So, I chilled. It was really just me saying, "Hey, if these guys don't want to come out and play then I am going to find somewhere to play." If the VAN HALEN thing ain't gonna do it — I am not going to leave eleven years of my song writing out of my show. I play about two hours and twenty minutes with the WABORITAS and we play about four VAN HALEN songs. With Mike, it allowed me to play about ten VAN HALEN songs so it was great. I really, really think it was the coolest thing that we have done. A lot of people thought that we were burning the brothers and that we were separating from them. Fuck that. If they want to go out and play then they just need to call me up. If they would make it available and make it user friendly then I am in. I love playing music and I love VAN HALEN. I really didn't do it to cause trouble or make a statement. The only statement I am making is that these songs deserve to be heard — the fans want to hear them.

    Classic Rock Revisited: Why is playing with Mike different than just playing the songs with other people?

    Sammy: We like the same shit. We like our tequila and we like screwing around and making jokes and having fun. Mike and I just laugh all day and all night. Mike is one of the most clever guys you have ever met. He never really speaks on stage so no one ever gets to know his personality. You can tell just by looking at him that he is a fun guy but he is also very witty. If there is a beach and we have a day off then Mike and I are on it. If there is a bar then we are in it. If there is music then we are on stage playing it.

    Read the entire interview at www.classicrockrevisited.com.


    There has never been a time that a Feet of the Ground TAG needs to go his way....he really is a cunt.
    All this says is that he thinks hes back in the mix------BTW anyone here khow he cancelled his Soboba Casino show last week due to a COLD? The Bass Player concured.
    This was real close to Fontana and the bitch called in sick because no tix were moved.
  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19145

    #2
    So it looks like Sammy would jump at the chance to be back in VH now.

    "you can tell I have a cold" - pussy, drink some of your own tequila...
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    • Wawazat
      ROCKSTAR

      • Jul 2005
      • 5288

      #3
      Originally posted by van hln CA
      SAMMY HAGAR: 'I Love Playing Music And I Love VAN HALEN' - Aug. 15, 2006
      I´ll do anything to promote my tequila, anything !!

      Originally posted by van hln CA

      I would never go out and just do a show of all VAN HALEN the way our man Diamond Dave [David Lee Roth] does.
      Just stick to your own crappy songs, btw it´s called Van Hagar you idiot !

      Originally posted by van hln CA

      The only statement I am making is that these songs deserve to be heard — the fans want to hear them.
      The Sheep love Van Hagar, true dat.

      Originally posted by van hln CA

      Sammy: We like the same shit.
      You name it, SHIT

      Originally posted by van hln CA

      We like our tequila and we like screwing around and making jokes and having fun. Mike and I just laugh all day and all night.
      Screw all day and night, lovely

      Originally posted by van hln CA

      Mike is one of the most clever guys you have ever met. He never really speaks on stage so no one ever gets to know his personality. You can tell just by looking at him that he is a fun guy but he is also very witty. If there is a beach and we have a day off then Mike and I are on it. If there is a bar then we are in it. If there is music then we are on stage playing it.
      Where there´s a dollar there´s a Mike, clever indeed.
      Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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      • binnie
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2006
        • 19145

        #4
        Originally posted by Wawazat



        Where there´s a dollar there´s a Mike, clever indeed.
        I reckon Hagar just whistles and Mike comes running!
        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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        • ULTRAMAN VH
          Commando
          • May 2004
          • 1480

          #5
          Kinda funny, I was at the gym yesterday and Van Hagars Dreams came over the sound system. Talk about a tune that was pure out dated fluff. DLR era VH is timeless. Fatgar can live with the delusion that his era with the band was best, but Rock and Classic Rock stations say otherwise. I had not heard Dreams in a long time and clearly understand why. It made my skin crawl. If your driving down the road on a hot summer day and you flip through the stations and one is playing Panama and the other is playing Dreams, what are you going to choose?

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          • MAX
            Rotharmy Gladiator

            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 13001

            #6
            The Round Rocker "Loves Van Halen?" Hmmmm...

            Well, he's sure dissed David Lee Roth for years, so that's a contradiction in terms cos everyone knows that Van Halen's singer is, was and will always be David Lee Roth.

            Spam Hagar fronted Van Hagar, a thankfully forgotten, power ballad, pop act that has NOTHING to do with VAN HALEN!!!

            Big fucking difference.

            I could give a shit less how many times Mikey and Sammy give each other reach arounds on stage or compare hot sauce and shitty tequila recipes. NOBODY gives a flying fuck about Van Hagar songs excluding the musically ignorant, tone deaf and STUPID (did I say that loud enough?) sheep that post at another website. The radio surely doesn't nor do record stores. The ONLY people that do are fat bastards who still live in some delusional, fantasyland clinging onto the unfortunate fact that Van Hagar had number one albums upon release. Well, so did fucking Milli Vanilli and New Kids On The Block during that time.

            Thankfully Van Halen will NEVER be included within the same genre.

            Besides, just look at this pathetic and talentless fuck who has and will forever spend his entire career being asked about David Lee Roth. Fuck, it seems he's now actually embracing Dave's name since he cannot go one fucking interview without mentioning Dave.

            Originally posted by diamondsgirl
            Sam is always biting stuff and shoving stuff in his mouth.

            WTF is that all about? Is his eating disorder that far out of control?

            He looks so fucking stupid.


            Originally posted by diamondsgirl
            Hagar is such a fucking louse.
            EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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            • Wawazat
              ROCKSTAR

              • Jul 2005
              • 5288

              #7
              Originally posted by binnie
              I reckon Hagar just whistles and Mike comes running!
              Then Hagar blows, Mike comes again

              UHHHUUUHUU we´re so much all about fun
              Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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              • Wawazat
                ROCKSTAR

                • Jul 2005
                • 5288

                #8
                Originally posted by ULTRAMAN VH
                If your driving down the road on a hot summer day and you flip through the stations and one is playing Panama and the other is playing Dreams, what are you going to choose?
                CD Player & the Six-Pack :D
                Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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                • ALMOSTsaved
                  Veteran
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 2183

                  #9
                  Perhaps Ed has gotten some help and is attempting to get his shit together and Hagar fears this clarity will convince Ed to call Dave...
                  I like to pay close attention to the things I'll forget later...

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 13001

                    #10
                    And another thing...

                    Might as well while I'm on this insomnia driven rant.

                    Ever notice how Dave's just straight to the fucking point regarding wimmin' in song? I. Fucking E. "Beautiful Girls!!!"

                    Whereas that untalented, musical mockery, lead singer impersonating chump resorts to shit like... "Poundcake?" Yeah, he says it's about a chick but we all know better.

                    Or how about his debut? Never mind the stupidity of the beyond moronic lyrics... Y'all know damn well that he ain't singin' about a woman. It's about a greaseball burger or something along those lines.

                    "Hello baby! Hah!
                    Yeah-yeah-ow!
                    Ow!
                    Ow

                    Dig it
                    Wow!

                    U.S. Prime, Grade A stamped, guaranteed
                    Grease it up and turn on the heat
                    You got ta' throw it down and roll it over once, maybe twice
                    And chow down, and down and down and down!

                    Whoo!

                    'Cause she's good enough, good enough ta
                    Huh!
                    Me, I can't get enough, I can't get enough
                    When it's, good enough ta
                    Ahh!

                    Hey! Oh, me, I been working up an appetite
                    It seeems like the harder I work, the more my body needs.
                    Wow!
                    I like to open up. Come on give me six on the half-shell
                    'Cause it's 3-6-9 time

                    Whoo!

                    "Cause she's good enough, good enough ta huh!
                    I can't get enough, I can't get enough
                    Wow! She's good enough
                    She's good enough
                    Good enough, ta
                    She's good enough ta
                    Oh!

                    (Guitar Solo)

                    Hey waitress!
                    Lookit here man. You got any specials here tonight
                    Me and the fellas might be interested in?
                    What's that? What? Rack a what?
                    Well, I'll have some of that!

                    (Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!)
                    (Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!)
                    (Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!)
                    Hey! Hey! Hey!
                    (Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!)

                    I'll be the first to say, that I'm blind to the world
                    (Blind to the world)
                    'Cause I'm two days gone, and I just can't see
                    (Just can't see)
                    Yeah! But I ain't no fool, and honey I know a good thing
                    (Good thing)
                    And she's comin' now she's-a comin'
                    Uh, come on, come on, come on, come on
                    Cause she's

                    (Good, good, good)
                    Good enough!
                    (Good, good, good)
                    Good enough!
                    (Good, good, good)
                    Good enough!
                    (Good, good, good)
                    She's good enough!
                    (Good, good, good)
                    Good!
                    Good enough to fl-owwwwww!"


                    It's no wonder the piece of shit had to mimic Jimmy Buffett and go into the tequlia business. I mean the no talented moron will NEVER be remembered for ANYTHING musically? Shit, even at this stage in the game isn't he re-doing Dr. Seuss songs but putting himself into it? Much like that tequlia song he did where he just sang lyrics over that pedophile Gary Glitter's hit? Yup, a creative one that guy is.
                    Last edited by MAX; 08-16-2006, 06:54 AM.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                    • Bob_R
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 3834

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MAX
                      NOBODY gives a flying fuck about Van Hagar songs excluding the musically ignorant, tone deaf and STUPID (did I say that loud enough?) sheep that post at another website.
                      LMFAO!!!!
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                      • Bob_R
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 3834

                        #12
                        Sammy Hagar is such a manipulative, insecure, hypocritical (sp?) scumbag.
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                        • Vinnie Velvet
                          Full Member Status

                          • Feb 2004
                          • 4662

                          #13
                          Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
                          Sammy Hagar is such a manipulative, insecure, hypocritical (sp?) scumbag.
                          I concur.
                          =V V=
                          ole No.1 The finest
                          EAT US AND SMILE

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                          • Matt White
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 20569

                            #14
                            No wonder Spam feels like a "running politician"...he's the KING of flip-flopping...he's so into waffling...he's the spokesman for IHOP....


                            The cunt knows he can change his tune on a dime...and SPeddie...in his narcotic haze...will never know the difference....

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                            • Pasadena Bunnie
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 413

                              #15
                              Maybe if we're lucky enough, SPAM will write a Screenplay called "ROMANCING THE BUN".....thinking it will draw an audience with double meaning title, when in all reality the "BUN" is the CARB caressing his burger...........Got a Bib?

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