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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    Happy Birthday to Sargeant Slingblade

    Happy Birthday you old rusted out cunt.

    May god bless you with many whores...

    a raging case of the clap...

    a case of viagra...

    a bottle of Hagar's piss-quila...

    and an empty-alley hummer...

    OUT!!!
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: birthday, happy, sargeant, slingblade
    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8963
      #2
      Happy Birthday Sarge!

      Thank you for the greatest ROCK AND ROLL site in the universe.

      A salute of the highest order.

      'Nuff said.

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        • guwapo_rocker
          #3
          Breast wishes Sarge, glad you're home and safe!

          Now, stay there!!:D

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            • Unchainme
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Apr 2005
              • 7746
              #4
              Happy Birthday Sarge,

              And thanks for making such a Kickass and Take names Website.
              Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                • Ozzy Fudd
                  Veteran
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1667
                  #5
                  I still say Don't come back till ya sleep it off...lol
                  Roth Army MP
                  Originally posted by Panamark
                  Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                  or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                  Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                  She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                  Originally posted by JAY HALE
                  so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                    • Va Beach VH Fan
                      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 17913
                      #6
                      Happy B-day, you old fuck....
                      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569
                          #7
                          BEST WISHES SARGE...We'll drink a few in yer honor!

                          SALUTE!!!

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                            • DlocRoth
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 5521
                              #8
                              Happy birthday, Sarge!!

                              Thanks for the many wasted hours on the interweb!!

                              And I mean wasted!
                              Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime

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                                • Coyote
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 8185
                                  #9
                                  Even though I hate repeating myself:

                                  Happy Birthday, Sarge!

                                  And like Ozzy said, sleep it off first...
                                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                                    • MetalSkool
                                      Banned
                                      • May 2006
                                      • 82
                                      #10
                                      SARGE....
                                      this country owes you a great honor.
                                      rock the fukk on from your old partner.
                                      The SKOOL

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                                        • bantonelli
                                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                                          • Nov 2004
                                          • 2629
                                          #11
                                          Happy Birthday Sarge!

                                          Rock Stars may come and go, but LEGENDS...their F-O-R-E-V-E-R...

                                          Saluting Two Legends....SARGE & DIAMOND DAVE !

                                          Thanks for Everything!!!

                                          XOXO,

                                          bantonelli (aka Pasadena Bunnie)
                                          "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                                            • ALinChainz
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 12100
                                              #12
                                              Sarge,

                                              Good to have you back.

                                              :bottle:

                                              Have the best one ever, best to you and your family.

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                                                • Satan
                                                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 6664
                                                  #13
                                                  Unholy Birthday!! Have one HELL of a time, and I'll make sure whatever sins you commit aren't charged to your account. :D
                                                  Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

                                                  Originally posted by Sockfucker
                                                  I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.

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                                                    • Dan
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 12194
                                                      #14
                                                      Happy Birthday Sarge.

                                                      Cheers to a Great site and Roth On.
                                                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                                        • ELVIS
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 44120
                                                          #15
                                                          Happy Birthday Sarge !!



                                                          This is so stupid It's funny...


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