Alright...let me give you a take...and if you don't give a shit what my take is...well...fuck you then...
1. Face facts here...is it possible? You bet your ass it's possible. I wouldn't doubt for a second that Heineken didn't call Dave and say we need to tour...because it would be a total 180 from what he's always said...Eddie that is...that bastard would get his dog fixed...then fuck him up the ass...
2. Is it true? You know...it may be...again...let's face facts here...the best way for Van Halen to make money...big time money...is to have Dave attached to this...I'm not saying that they wouldn't make money with Sammy...they will...but you know what...the real cash is the real deal...David...Lee...Roth...and it would (be a joke to me with the both of them) probably relegitimize that lying bastard guitarist because he made good with both lead singers that he jammed up the ass...
3. If it happens...will I go...look...I went to that travesty of a tour, Dave and the Dickhead Tour from Hell...so yeah...I'd go to see Roth with those lying bastards...and really have a fucking grand time bashing the hell out of Sam and the Chirellas while they are out there...
So...let me bottom line it for you...I DON'T think Roth is back with those bastards that are still using the name that should have been retired 20 years ago...I don't in the least. I do think it's in the realm of possibility though...
1. Face facts here...is it possible? You bet your ass it's possible. I wouldn't doubt for a second that Heineken didn't call Dave and say we need to tour...because it would be a total 180 from what he's always said...Eddie that is...that bastard would get his dog fixed...then fuck him up the ass...
2. Is it true? You know...it may be...again...let's face facts here...the best way for Van Halen to make money...big time money...is to have Dave attached to this...I'm not saying that they wouldn't make money with Sammy...they will...but you know what...the real cash is the real deal...David...Lee...Roth...and it would (be a joke to me with the both of them) probably relegitimize that lying bastard guitarist because he made good with both lead singers that he jammed up the ass...
3. If it happens...will I go...look...I went to that travesty of a tour, Dave and the Dickhead Tour from Hell...so yeah...I'd go to see Roth with those lying bastards...and really have a fucking grand time bashing the hell out of Sam and the Chirellas while they are out there...
So...let me bottom line it for you...I DON'T think Roth is back with those bastards that are still using the name that should have been retired 20 years ago...I don't in the least. I do think it's in the realm of possibility though...
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