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  • rustoffa
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 8963
    #1

    Which party would you attend? Right Now.

    I was sitting here watching the NFL kickoff game and thought to myself:

    "(Self), if Dave Roth, Edward Van Halen, Al Van Halen, and Mikey Anthony all threw a party on the same nite, which one would I attend?"

    Sure, it's a biased, if not INCREDIBLY loaded question. It's a question that cuts to the very fucking fibre of everything VAN HALEN though...to this day.

    I'm fucking LOL @ this poll before I've even finished it.

    IS THERE AN EDWARD VAN HALEN ARMY?

    No.

    IS THERE AN AL VAN HALEN ARMY?

    No.

    IS THERE A MIKEY ANTHONY ARMY?

    No.

    I'll leave it at that. Draw your paralleliums folks...

    Make 'em count.
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    • bantonelli
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • Nov 2004
      • 2629
      #2
      DAVE....Hands down. I'm in Pasadena, so I'll skip to the Mojodojo.

      Give Dave an ARMY...we'll make a village!
      "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145
          #3
          Mikey's party would probably really suck....
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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            • Dave's PA Rental
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2004
              • 3756
              #4
              I know this is a DLR site, but i'm officially ruling that this thread needs to get more play. It's a great fucking question.

              Now sack the fuck up and answer the question.

              I would go to Eddies party because he would be hidden away in the back with a bottle of cabernet, 'noodleing' on his piano and ignoring the party, while all the naked broads are out by the pool with yours-truly...
              Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                • Dave's PA Rental
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 3756
                  #5
                  Whoever stickied this should get a raise.

                  ...and im a little bit sad that only 4 fucking people have voted, and only 33 page views in 24 hours...sheesh...
                  Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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                    • 1971Quarter
                      Roadie
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 137
                      #6
                      I want to go to Ed's party just so I can punch him in the face.

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625
                          #7
                          I'd like to go to Ed's party so I can sneak into the studio and steal all of the unreleased stuff. I might also take a guitar or 4.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                            • ritetoolforjob
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 832
                              #8
                              what about the choice for wanting to hang out with dave bacause of a fetish for midgets.

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                                • Unchainme
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Apr 2005
                                  • 7746
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
                                  what about the choice for wanting to hang out with dave bacause of a fetish for midgets.
                                  Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                                    • Terry
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 12222
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by sadaist
                                      I'd like to go to Ed's party so I can sneak into the studio and steal all of the unreleased stuff. I might also take a guitar or 4.
                                      Pretty much.

                                      I'd wait till the fucker got drunk and passed out (note to self: don't forget to bring book to read while waiting...something light, like, say, War And Peace). Then I'd goon his neck-braced gorilla of a brother upside the head, then back my car up to 5150 and LOOT the fucker of every custom guitar he had played during the CVH days (would leave those Music Mans and Peaveys alone) along with as much vaulted CVH audio and video I could find.

                                      I wouldn't feel in the least bit bad about it, either. Not really stealing if you're taking something a person has no use for (it's not like Ed's gonna play any of those guitars anytime soon, or listen to much less put out any unreleased CVH tracks).

                                      The guitars will stay with me, the audio and video I'd make copies of and make sure they got to the Army bootleg download forum.
                                      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                        • rustoffa
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 8963
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Terry
                                          I'd wait till the fucker got drunk and passed out (note to self: don't forget to bring book to read while waiting...something light, like, say, War And Peace). Then I'd goon his neck-braced gorilla of a brother upside the head, then back my car up to 5150 and LOOT the fucker of every custom guitar he had played during the CVH days (would leave those Music Mans and Peaveys alone) along with as much vaulted CVH audio and video I could find.

                                          I wouldn't feel in the least bit bad about it, either. Not really stealing if you're taking something a person has no use for (it's not like Ed's gonna play any of those guitars anytime soon, or listen to much less put out any unreleased CVH tracks).

                                          The guitars will stay with me, the audio and video I'd make copies of and make sure they got to the Army bootleg download forum.
                                          Hell yeah!!!

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                                            • FORD
                                              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 59941
                                              #12
                                              I say we go to Dave's party first for the booze and the whores, and then go kick Eddies's ass and pillage the vaults! :bottle:
                                              Eat Us And Smile

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                                              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                                                • CROWBAR
                                                  Commando
                                                  • Sep 2004
                                                  • 1283
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by FORD
                                                  I say we go to Dave's party first for the booze and the whores, and then go kick Eddies's ass and pillage the vaults! :bottle:
                                                  Too bad THAT wasn't an option!

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                                                    • SensibleShoes
                                                      #14
                                                      Once again, a poll totally geared for men.

                                                      No option for I'd like to drink liquor at Dave's and BE molested.

                                                      Fuckers.

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                                                        • CROWBAR
                                                          Commando
                                                          • Sep 2004
                                                          • 1283
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SensibleShoes
                                                          No option for I'd like to drink liquor at Dave's and BE molested.
                                                          I could always dress up like Dave and molest you shoes. It would be great fun! :D

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