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Originally posted by POJO_Risin ATTENTION SOLDIERS!
THIS JUST IN!
Brad's peeps have filled me in with some information key to unlocking the mysterious bologna and cheese incident rumored to have broken up the famous 6th rumored reunion of Van Halen with David Lee Roth.
Apparently, after many long nights meeting with Van Halen...
spEDdie called it off after one of the Van Halen people supposedly at his bologna and cheese sandwich.
however...
after talking to many people about the incident, dEDdie decided that Van Halen people used to be his people, and his people used to be people that loved people...
You see, these fucking people that know shit, are great good people...
not UP WITH PEOPLE mind you, but good people...real people...
solid fucking people.
Anyways...they made some calls. I told them, "Call the House of fucking Cheese...damn it. CALL THE HOUSE OF CHEESE!"
So they made the calls...
and get this...
On thursdays, the House of Cheese makes Swiss.
Swiss fucking cheese. I kid you not. I knew it was possible then that it was happening.
You see...Cheddar is made every other day EXCEPT Thursday...So there was a day when Sammy wasn't there (my people called ShepSam's people, and he confirmed--"I LOVE SWISS!!! But they kick my fat ass out of there every thursday! Which is fine--they know I've sold MILLIONS of CD's for them (CD=Cheddar Delights in the cheese world).
So back to Swiss Thursdays.
Rumors have it that this band has been showing up at the house of cheese every fucking Thursday...between 3:15 and 3:45. They set up their equipment while eating a grilled cheese sandwich made of swiss, punch each other in the face, and then take all their shit down and are gone by 4.
THAT'S RIGHT! THEY HAVE REUNITED!
You, my people, are welcome!
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
In a related note, while the band is putting up their equipment, eating their cheese sandwiches,
there seems to be a TON of chirping...
PEEP-PEEP!
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
As reported by melodicrock...there have been negotiations for some time...
um...
I'd hate to say I told you so...
but when I told you my people and your people were talking to their people and his people and those people...
well...
You are all welcome...
the Roth Army comes through again...
Here it really fucking is...
THAT IS ALL....
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd WTF did tell ya this is got the makins of a classic POJO HAVE THEY REUNITED YET THREAD.:D
Start it now...
because the POJO Peeps (PP for short)...are getting this shit together...
That's right you motherfuckers...
YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU WANT TO HONOR THE PP!
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
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