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  • Ozzy Fudd
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 1667

    #31
    Ohh yeah good shit here LMAO i'm subscribing to this one

    Meeting Of The Minds Staring... "Pojo at large" :D
    Roth Army MP
    Originally posted by Panamark
    Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
    or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
    Originally posted by BITEYOASS
    She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
    Originally posted by JAY HALE
    so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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    • fryingdutchman
      Full Member Status

      • Feb 2005
      • 4133

      #32
      Fucking exquisite, POJO.

      Thanks for putting a humorous spin and some perspective on all of the renewed reunion rumor shit....

      I've seen a lot of unworthy shit get a sticky in this joint...

      But this bitch DESERVES a sticky!
      Originally posted by perilouspete
      fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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      • ELVIS
        Banned
        • Dec 2003
        • 44120

        #33
        What's a fatumpch...











        ..and I had to be on vacation during all this excitement...

















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        • bru87tr
          Commando
          • Apr 2004
          • 1211

          #34
          I cant believe this thread has this many people.
          "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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          • Ozzy Fudd
            Veteran
            • Jan 2004
            • 1667

            #35
            Originally posted by bru87tr
            I cant believe this thread has this many people.
            Ohhh Brother you ain't seen nuttin yet wait till POJO really gets goin.:D then it will take right off like the friggin Space Shuttle
            Roth Army MP
            Originally posted by Panamark
            Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
            or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
            Originally posted by BITEYOASS
            She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
            Originally posted by JAY HALE
            so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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            • yah
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2006
              • 253

              #36
              Its inevitable

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              • Katydid
                I am a Giant CUNT
                • Apr 2004
                • 2407

                #37
                Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                ATTENTION SOLDIERS!

                THIS JUST IN!

                Brad's peeps have filled me in with some information key to unlocking the mysterious bologna and cheese incident rumored to have broken up the famous 6th rumored reunion of Van Halen with David Lee Roth.

                Apparently, after many long nights meeting with Van Halen...

                spEDdie called it off after one of the Van Halen people supposedly at his bologna and cheese sandwich.

                however...

                after talking to many people about the incident, dEDdie decided that Van Halen people used to be his people, and his people used to be people that loved people...

                so, POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

                RUMOR ON!

                ALBUM TITLE: Your People or My People

                PEEP-PEEP!
                My story sounded better...

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648

                  #38
                  ATTENTION SOLDIERS!

                  I cannot believe what my people have to told me.

                  You see, these fucking people that know shit, are great good people...

                  not UP WITH PEOPLE mind you, but good people...real people...

                  solid fucking people.

                  Anyways...they made some calls. I told them, "Call the House of fucking Cheese...damn it. CALL THE HOUSE OF CHEESE!"

                  So they made the calls...

                  and get this...

                  On thursdays, the House of Cheese makes Swiss.

                  Swiss fucking cheese. I kid you not. I knew it was possible then that it was happening.

                  You see...Cheddar is made every other day EXCEPT Thursday...So there was a day when Sammy wasn't there (my people called ShepSam's people, and he confirmed--"I LOVE SWISS!!! But they kick my fat ass out of there every thursday! Which is fine--they know I've sold MILLIONS of CD's for them (CD=Cheddar Delights in the cheese world).

                  So back to Swiss Thursdays.

                  Rumors have it that this band has been showing up at the house of cheese every fucking Thursday...between 3:15 and 3:45. They set up their equipment while eating a grilled cheese sandwich made of swiss, punch each other in the face, and then take all their shit down and are gone by 4.

                  THAT'S RIGHT! THEY HAVE REUNITED!

                  You, my people, are welcome!
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • POJO_Risin
                    Roth Army Caesar
                    • Mar 2003
                    • 40648

                    #39
                    In a related note, while the band is putting up their equipment, eating their cheese sandwiches,

                    there seems to be a TON of chirping...

                    PEEP-PEEP!
                    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                    • POJO_Risin
                      Roth Army Caesar
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 40648

                      #40
                      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                      • WARF
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 15347

                        #41

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49565

                          #42
                          The "Cheese" House Band has reunited? I didn't know the Waboritas ever broke up...

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                          • Ozzy Fudd
                            Veteran
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 1667

                            #43
                            WTF did tell ya this is got the makins of a classic POJO HAVE THEY REUNITED YET THREAD.:D
                            Roth Army MP
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                            or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                            Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                            She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                            Originally posted by JAY HALE
                            so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                            • POJO_Risin
                              Roth Army Caesar
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 40648

                              #44
                              ATTENTION ROTH ARMY SOLDIERS!

                              As reported by melodicrock...there have been negotiations for some time...

                              um...

                              I'd hate to say I told you so...

                              but when I told you my people and your people were talking to their people and his people and those people...

                              well...

                              You are all welcome...

                              the Roth Army comes through again...

                              Here it really fucking is...

                              THAT IS ALL....
                              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                              • POJO_Risin
                                Roth Army Caesar
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 40648

                                #45
                                Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
                                WTF did tell ya this is got the makins of a classic POJO HAVE THEY REUNITED YET THREAD.:D

                                Start it now...

                                because the POJO Peeps (PP for short)...are getting this shit together...

                                That's right you motherfuckers...

                                YOU FUCKING KNOW YOU WANT TO HONOR THE PP!
                                "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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