Spammy prediction - shows are "gonna sell out in five minutes"

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  • Sgt Schultz
    Commando
    • Mar 2004
    • 1270

    Spammy prediction - shows are "gonna sell out in five minutes"

    "You know what's gonna happen, Howard? The shows are gonna go out. They're gonna sell out in five minutes, we're gonna go out and be the greatest rock-n-roll band in the world, and everybody's just gonna go, 'Wow. No wonder they're doing it. It's great.'"

    http://www.livedaily.com/news/6298.html
  • Roth-Halen
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 270

    #2
    Cant stop wanting to punch the hell out of that turd!
    He is the shittiest person alive!

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    • DLR_EngineRoom
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2304

      #3
      Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
      "You know what's gonna happen, Howard? The shows are gonna go out. They're gonna sell out in five minutes, we're gonna go out and be the greatest rock-n-roll band in the world, and everybody's just gonna go, 'Wow. No wonder they're doing it. It's great.'"

      http://www.livedaily.com/news/6298.html
      Yeah Sammy...they're all gonna be sold out....riiiiiiiight.....
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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      • Sgt Schultz
        Commando
        • Mar 2004
        • 1270

        #4
        New Guitar Worl Interview!

        yay!

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        • DLR_EngineRoom
          Veteran
          • Jan 2004
          • 2304

          #5
          Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
          yay!
          L M A O !!!!!!
          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
          http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            Wheres Doc Love ?

            He needs to read more of Spammy's gems..

            Yeah Sammy, the shows will sellout in five minutes, you wrote CGTSNM, Van Hagar sold millions more than Van Halen and the only
            way you will rejoin Van Halen is if Dave is also involved.

            Sammy Hagar, a monument to truth !
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • pete
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 3325

              #7
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Wheres Doc Love ?

              He needs to read more of Spammy's gems..

              Yeah Sammy, the shows will sellout in five minutes, you wrote CGTSNM, Van Hagar sold millions more than Van Halen and the only
              way you will rejoin Van Halen is if Dave is also involved.

              Sammy Hagar, a monument to truth !
              his gut is his monument.

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              • julia
                Head Fluffer
                • Mar 2004
                • 361

                #8
                he was wrong
                people that don't have dreams don't have much

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #9
                  Sammy is never wrong, especially when talking about Sammy. Thats another thing that pisses me off about him, he's like that Jimmy character from Seinfeld, (Always talking about himself by name)

                  Sammy is going to do this, Sammy thinks this, Sammy said that. Cant
                  he just say "I". He talks about himself in the third person way too
                  much.. Its disturbing. Probably another glitch in the source code the aliens uploaded..
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • gslinger
                    Foot Soldier
                    • May 2004
                    • 729

                    #10
                    God damnnnnnnn the graphic art is f--king funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

                    Diamond Dave may not be here, but his spirit sure the hell is.


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