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  • Mr Grimsdale
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 9510
    #1

    Tiger Woods namechecks Van Halen

    I was watching this trendy "youth" show on tv on Saturday, god knows why cos' it's usually shite.

    Anyway Tiger Woods was in London promoting some new golf video game. He was being interviewed by this fella Vernon Kaye, complete dipstick in my view but his wife is pretty fit.

    So they're coming to the end of the interview and Vernon says something like "So Tiger, when you're not on the course what sort of music do you like to listen to?", expecting Tiger to say something really fashionable like I dunno Beyonce or something. Good ol' Tiger responds with "You know, I really, really like Van Halen".

    The look on Vernon Kaye's face was great. Anyway it might make a few kids investigate what Tiger was on about... just have to hope they don't buy VHIII.
    Originally posted by flappo
    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

    Originally posted by Cato
    translating your Japanese.


    "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

    omae baka dana?
    Tags: halen, namechecks, tiger, van, woods
    • DavidLeeNatra
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jan 2004
      • 10715
      #2
      a good journalist would have asked "roth or hagar" within one second...
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        • POJO_Risin
          Roth Army Caesar
          • Mar 2003
          • 40648
          #3
          lmfao...unfortunately...there aren't to fucking many of those...

          interesting though...

          can see it...

          Tiger's a workoutaholic...so I'm guessing that's where that comes from...

          I agree though...I would have never expected it either...
          "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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            • DrMaddVibe
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6686
              #4
              I can see it...that whole fist pumping thing he does when he sinks an eagle putt...he copped that from Roth!
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                • Don Corleone
                  Veteran
                  • May 2004
                  • 2084
                  #5
                  Re: Tiger Woods namechecks Van Halen

                  Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                  The look on Vernon Kaye's face was great

                  I wish I'd seen that (I can picture his expression).
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                    • binnie
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2006
                      • 19145
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale


                      The look on Vernon Kaye's face was great.
                      Were you watching T4?

                      It IS shite, but Holyoaks and the OC are both full of really hot girls, which is why I watch it!
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                        • Mr Grimsdale
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 9510
                          #7
                          Originally posted by binnie
                          Were you watching T4?

                          It IS shite, but Holyoaks and the OC are both full of really hot girls, which is why I watch it!
                          yep, sad but true

                          i agree it is utter, utter shite

                          the black bird, what's her face, the one with the annoying voice looks great... but that voice

                          PUT A SOCK IN IT WOMAN!

                          as for hollyoaks, too fookin' reet
                          Originally posted by flappo
                          i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                          Originally posted by Cato
                          translating your Japanese.


                          "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                          omae baka dana?

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                            • Mr Grimsdale
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 9510
                              #8
                              Re: Re: Tiger Woods namechecks Van Halen

                              Originally posted by Don Corleone
                              I wish I'd seen that (I can picture his expression).
                              he was temporarily dumb founded, and then did the devil horns thing with his hand and said "you like to rock out do you?" with that dopey voice of his

                              vernon kaye, you fookin' muppet!
                              Originally posted by flappo
                              i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                              Originally posted by Cato
                              translating your Japanese.


                              "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                              omae baka dana?

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                                • Mr Grimsdale
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 9510
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                                  a good journalist would have asked "roth or hagar" within one second...
                                  vernon kaye probably wouldn't be able to name any of the singers so that question was never going to be asked
                                  Originally posted by flappo
                                  i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                  Originally posted by Cato
                                  translating your Japanese.


                                  "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                  omae baka dana?

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                                    • Mr Grimsdale
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 9510
                                      #10
                                      Re: Tiger Woods namechecks Van Halen

                                      Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                                      He was being interviewed by this fella Vernon Kaye, complete dipstick in my view but his wife is pretty fit.
                                      a dipstick and his wife
                                      Originally posted by flappo
                                      i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

                                      Originally posted by Cato
                                      translating your Japanese.


                                      "Master Cato is...I order, it's yours. don't ask me to do gay material for the life of me because you kick my bat."

                                      omae baka dana?

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                                        • FORD
                                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 59570
                                          #11
                                          Re: Re: Tiger Woods namechecks Van Halen

                                          Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                                          a dipstick and his wife
                                          I'd dip my stick in her anytime.
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                                            • Soul Reaper
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                                              • Jan 2005
                                              • 8343
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
                                              The look on Vernon Kaye's face was great. Anyway it might make a few kids investigate what Tiger was on about... just have to hope they don't buy VHIII.
                                              probably expected him to say Franz Ferdinand or some shite like that....
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                                                • Soul Reaper
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                                                  • Jan 2005
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                                                    • Soul Reaper
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                                                      • Jan 2005
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                                                        • sadaist
                                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 11625
                                                          #15
                                                          I remember a few years back Chris Rock said the end of the world was upon us. Why?

                                                          Because the world's greatest golfer is black...

                                                          and the world's greatest rapper is white...

                                                          Pretty fookin funny. Props to Tiger for the Van Halen mention.
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