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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    Roth Army Caption Contest!

  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    #2
    SH: Squeeze harder Eddie, I can almost hear the finishing lyrics
    to 5150 coming out my ass ! You really do know how to bring out
    my best musical output !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • m_dixon1984
      Foot Soldier
      • Aug 2004
      • 636

      #3
      "No matter how hard Eddie squeezed he was unable to get the gay out"

      M
      http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n...rip10_full.jpg

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347

        #4
        Re: Roth Army Caption Contest!

        Originally posted by WARF
        "With arms wide open
        Under the sunlight
        Welcome to this place
        I'll show you everything"

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        • Guitar Shark
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2004
          • 7579

          #5
          "Forbidden Man Love Foiled by Inconveniently Placed Guitar"
          ROTH ARMY MILITIA


          Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
          Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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          • WARF
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 15347

            #6
            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59943

              #7
              Re: Roth Army Caption Contest!

              Originally posted by WARF
              "And if it don't come easily
              One thing you must believe
              You can always have trust in me
              'Cause my heart will always be, yours honestly
              "
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Diamondjimi
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2004
                • 12086

                #8
                Re: Roth Army Caption Contest!

                Originally posted by WARF
                "How do I know when it's love?".........
                It's just something you feel together ".............
                Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59943

                  #9
                  Re: Roth Army Caption Contest!

                  Originally posted by WARF
                  Two California valley boys
                  The very best of friends
                  They used to go on dates with girls
                  But now they don't pretend
                  After trying to deny it
                  They went ahead and tried it
                  Couldn't believe how excellent it felt
                  It's no bogus journey
                  It's their hearts' true yearning
                  It's time for Sam & Ed's
                  Homosexual adventure to begin
                  In the garage
                  They're practicing their guitar solos
                  But in the bedroom
                  They're practicing on one another
                  School was such a pain
                  What a way to waste your brain
                  ' Cause you know what's on their minds
                  Hey dude, 69!
                  They might seem kind of dumb
                  But they're not rubes
                  They got each other by the pubes
                  Squeezing on one another's tubes
                  One's dark, one is blond
                  Day an night they get it on
                  They got condoms in their pockets
                  Plug into each other's sockets
                  They learned from Socrates
                  And other ancient Greeks
                  The art of homo love
                  And sexual techniques
                  They may not be too bright
                  But they know what they like
                  A love affair most triumphant
                  It's no bogus journey
                  It's a boner journey
                  It's time for Sam & Ed's
                  Homosexual adventure to begin


                  (lyrics by Pansy Division)
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59943

                    #10
                    Re: Roth Army Caption Contest!

                    Originally posted by WARF
                    This is HOMO.
                    This is Queen Street.
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • Ozzy Fudd
                      Veteran
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 1667

                      #11
                      Re: Roth Army Caption Contest!

                      Originally posted by WARF
                      Uhhhh Sammy you squeesed me ssssssssssoo tight it made me quife
                      Roth Army MP
                      Originally posted by Panamark
                      Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
                      or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
                      Originally posted by BITEYOASS
                      She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
                      Originally posted by JAY HALE
                      so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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                      • Coyote
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8185

                        #12
                        Re: Roth Army Caption Contest!

                        Originally posted by WARF
                        They say heavy drinking brings out the darkest side of your personality...
                        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #13



                          Originally posted by WARF





                          "Jeezuz Sam, Your tits are bigger than Val's"
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • Panamark
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 17161

                            #14


                            Originally posted by WARF






                            ED: "Hey Sammy, watch how jealous that little bitch Mikey gets when I grab you like this, look at him !!"
                            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                            Love ya Mary Frances!

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                            • knuckleboner
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 2927

                              #15
                              EDDIE: "my god, she smells like a 3rd world tequila factory, but i think i'm going to get to finally nail bette midler."

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