Roth Army Caption Contest!
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SH: Squeeze harder Eddie, I can almost hear the finishing lyrics
to 5150 coming out my ass ! You really do know how to bring out
my best musical output !BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances! -
"No matter how hard Eddie squeezed he was unable to get the gay out"
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"Forbidden Man Love Foiled by Inconveniently Placed Guitar"ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.Comment
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"And if it don't come easilyOriginally posted by WARF
One thing you must believe
You can always have trust in me
'Cause my heart will always be, yours honestly"Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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"How do I know when it's love?".........Originally posted by WARF
It's just something you feel together ".............Trolls take heed...

LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!Comment
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Two California valley boysOriginally posted by WARF
The very best of friends
They used to go on dates with girls
But now they don't pretend
After trying to deny it
They went ahead and tried it
Couldn't believe how excellent it felt
It's no bogus journey
It's their hearts' true yearning
It's time for Sam & Ed's
Homosexual adventure to begin
In the garage
They're practicing their guitar solos
But in the bedroom
They're practicing on one another
School was such a pain
What a way to waste your brain
' Cause you know what's on their minds
Hey dude, 69!
They might seem kind of dumb
But they're not rubes
They got each other by the pubes
Squeezing on one another's tubes
One's dark, one is blond
Day an night they get it on
They got condoms in their pockets
Plug into each other's sockets
They learned from Socrates
And other ancient Greeks
The art of homo love
And sexual techniques
They may not be too bright
But they know what they like
A love affair most triumphant
It's no bogus journey
It's a boner journey
It's time for Sam & Ed's
Homosexual adventure to begin
(lyrics by Pansy Division)Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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This is HOMO.Originally posted by WARF
This is Queen Street.Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Uhhhh Sammy you squeesed me ssssssssssoo tight it made me quifeOriginally posted by WARF
Roth Army MP
Originally posted by PanamarkIs there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??Originally posted by BITEYOASSShe looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.Originally posted by JAY HALEso how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.Comment
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They say heavy drinking brings out the darkest side of your personality...Originally posted by WARF
Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?
Originally posted by SeshmeisterIt's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...
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EDDIE: "my god, she smells like a 3rd world tequila factory, but i think i'm going to get to finally nail bette midler."Comment







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