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More Tour Details Revealed!!!
Perfect Timing! My piles are just killing me!
...props.to.the.mushroom...
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acid ass?
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Damn ALL the big time sponsors are jumping on this tour! Wonder when Viagra's gonna step in........Comment
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back.at.you.ken-again
To quote a different Van Hagar song: Right now.Last edited by Xocolatl; 05-20-2004, 03:49 AM.Comment
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Those ads are f--king greatttttttttt!!!
I don't think Spammy needs Viagra in this pic, more like he needs some strong prescription cream or Rid-X to kill what ever is living down there.....
Keep up the awesome ads..........<center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
"Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
</center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
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"Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
<center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>Comment
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Secret Unreleased National Enquirer Photo:
"Sammy Hagar royally blows his secret work with Michael Jackson's doctors to obtain a new Eat 'Em & Smile type Diamond David Lee Roth look for the upcoming 2004 Van Halen Tour.
Full story in the May 27th NE issue..............<center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
"Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
</center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
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"Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
<center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>Comment
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Yet Another Tour Sponsor!!
Yet Another Tour Sponsor!!
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man...don't stop...I cry from laughing!!!Roth Army Icon
First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)Comment
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van halen is nothing if not health conscious these days...Comment
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Wow, another Tour Sponsor!
Hmmm......
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The endorsements keep rolling in!
Wow, since the announcement of the tracks on The Very Best of Van Halen the endorsements have been pouring in
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LMAO!!! You guys are funny.Comment
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And another
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Good stuff, the garden burger one was the best. Its funny cause its trueComment
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Dave Gets an endorsement
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