Van Hagar Tour Now Sold Out!

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  • Sgt Schultz
    Commando
    • Mar 2004
    • 1270
    #1

    Van Hagar Tour Now Sold Out!

    Official Statement from Van Halen Information Minister

    Tags: hagar, sold, tour, van
    • DLR_EngineRoom
      Veteran
      • Jan 2004
      • 2304
      #2
      LAUGHING

      MY

      ASS

      OFF

      !!!!!

      edvhalenmach3n97@webtv.net

      vanhalen@wbr.com

      bradman@van-halen.com


      HANG 'EM HIGH !
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t.../EddieDave.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...ve_ed_2007.jpg
      http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...os/TORCH_B.gif

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        • Golden AWe
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 34245
          #3
          LONG LIVE GENERAL VAN HAGAR
          Originally posted by Cato
          Golden, why are you FAT?
          Originally posted by lesfunk
          Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
          http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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            • Big Troubles
              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
              • Feb 2004
              • 8517
              #4
              Nice Work Sgt Schultz!
              U
              got a vote!
              "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                • Fairwrning
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 11371
                  #5
                  thats an all-time classic post...

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                    • Starwood
                      #6
                      Originally posted by fairwrning
                      thats an all-time classic post...
                      Agreed. One for the ages.

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                        • alexpgrimes
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 731
                          #7
                          We will be selling Tequila and goats milk cheese at the consession stands. Allyah be praised.
                          If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head.

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                            • smaz
                              Commando
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 1441
                              #8
                              After 5 minutes, they reduced the number of tickets they were selling for each show down to the number they had sold so that they could say it sold out. They only sold 2 tickets didn't they? One to General Hina and one to cwsmith!

                              AC/DC played a one off show over here last year and sold out the show (5000+) tickets in 5 minutes. If Van Hagar played here, they'd go un-noticed.
                              Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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                                • gslinger
                                  Foot Soldier
                                  • May 2004
                                  • 729
                                  #9
                                  <center>Whattttttt no f—kin Van Spammy show tickets, sh-tttttttttttt. Been waiting for the tour for yearsssssssss

                                  Oh well, at least I have the hot chicks and Dave
                                  TV "Calvalcade of Bimbos" Show posts

                                  http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...5&pagenumber=1</center>
                                  Last edited by gslinger; 05-21-2004, 08:53 PM.
                                  <center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
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                                    • Mezro
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • May 2004
                                      • 4154
                                      #10
                                      Re: Van Hagar Tour Now Sold Out!

                                      Originally posted by Sgt Schultz
                                      Official Statement from Van Halen Information Minister
                                      Funny as fuck (but not as funny as F.U.C.K....now that is funny)

                                      Mezro...sam is going to paint his hands brown to make a middle eastern vagina
                                      Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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