If Wolfgang joins the band, it really will be Van Halen !!

[yah]

The Van Halen '07 deal is obviously not cemented yet but it sounds from Ed's Howard Stern interview that Wolfie is in and Hot Sauce is out.
Ed didn't even want Mike on the '04 tour so there is some kind of grudge thing here that hasn't been resolved....most likely Mike going off to play with the Hagaritas various times when he was bored stiff from inactivity.
Can anyone spell major control freak?
Oh yeah- it is Edwood Van Heinekin

[BALLYJUNKIE]

VAN HALEN IS ROCKS VERSION OF MENUDO ..... WHEN YOU GET TOO OLD ,YOU GET KICKED OUT AND REPLACED BY YOUNGER MEMBERS ...

[thebatsignal]

Vocals

Van Halen should not tour, regardless of the frontman, without Michael Anthony's backing vocals. Ed has to get his act together, stop the drinking and reach out to Mike. Ed's kid is not in good shape at all, and he cannot pull off Anthony's vocals on the CVH material.

[rockhead]

Wheres the 'The Guys's update anyway.I thought if dave did make an announcement it would be on his site anyways!.

[svrwthr]

I think the first few shows are going to blow. Anyone paying for tickets to the very first shows are going to get shit on.

svrwthr's soap opera
I just don't think Wolfy can muster up playing to many shows and will not be able to handle the pressure. (These will be the California Shows)

Ed will eventually call in Mikey mid tour. Right during R&R Hall of Fame. The shows will Rock! during this time (hopefully in Midwest then)

the falling out will happen between Mike and Ed, and they will need someone to cover Mikey once again. Few shows will be cancelled during this time (East Coast shows).

Wolfy will rejoin after gaining some pubes again. Then, finally Dave calls Ed a fucking lunatic and the very final shows will be with Sammy, Alex, Ed and Wolfie.

Tour ends on a sour note in Europe with Sammy going back to Cabo joining up with Mikey at the bar. Alex coming out of the closet. Ed finding a liquor store and passin out in a ditch in front of Valerie's House leaving Wolfy all fucked up needing psycho therapy. And Dave smiling and still playing small to medium venues around the states.

[SBell]

Originally posted by house0paincakes
The whole idea of Wolfgang in Van Halen is complete insanity. I suppose he's going to do Mike's harmonies while going through puberty? Haha. Extra Value Meals backstage on the new VH rider?

LMAO, someone better tell Wolfie he can't have a McFlurry with BROWN M&M's in it,lol.

[Don Corleone]

It's not an If for Wolfgang anymore Mark - he's in. I've still got no word on who will be on bass for a tour though.

[Panamark]

Heres hoping sense prevails for the tour !

[Don Corleone]

In all honesty his (Wolfgangs) bass playing isn't too bad.

[CROWBAR]

Originally posted by Don Corleone
In all honesty his (Wolfgangs) bass playing isn't too bad.

and you know this how?

[Panamark]

Don is actually Wolfgang

[Don Corleone]

Originally posted by CROWBAR
and you know this how?

You need to trust me on this one Crow.

Maybe I've heard a little snippet of his playing, maybe I've been reliably informed of this. Or maybe both.

[svrwthr]

funniest qoute i read off another site

nwo123 - 11/15/2006 1:11:30 AM
i wonder if eddie relizes wolfie is in the band. he may be so wasted he thinks that mike anthony lost weight and got shorter.