R&R HALL OF FAME: VH/R.E.M. Duet!!!

[Polk High]

REM and VH my two favorite bands ever

[Golden AWe]

Van Halen bruthas sure ain't no SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE fer shure yeah yeah yeah

Leaving New York, maybe

[bru87tr]

Originally posted by Polk High
REM and VH my two favorite bands ever

if you mean spammy van halen I can understand. you dont mean CVH do you ?


REM is for faggots and that band and CVH should never be put in the same post together.

REM sucks and is the most boring band I have ever heard. snooze fest!!!!

[fe_lung]

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Originally posted by diamondjimi
Ok , Wham is a given. But you hate Zeppelin ?
Care to elaborate?
I'm curious to hear your reasons why you hate Zeppelin.

The music is ok -not great, but ok- it's the lyrics and vocals that annoy me. I've tried to find something likeable in them over the years but I just can't. As recently as a month or two ago I tried LZ II again and was just bored to tears.

[fe_lung]

Originally posted by bru87tr
REM is gay!

Actually, I think they're only 1/3 gay technically..

Or is Stipe still bi? I guess that would make them 1/4 gay.

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Aww, why the feud between us, huh? After all, we have so much in common. As your name states, you want to "bite my ass". And as my name makes clear, I invite you to "Eat My Asshole". Perfection!!!

In summary:

BITEYOASS:

Loves: Giving rimjobs.

Hates: His inability to recognize irony.

You wish, Mr. Neocon cocksucker! :D I bet you had a fun time with that preacher, how much did that meth cost anyway? LOL

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by fe_lung
Actually, I think they're only 1/3 gay technically..

Or is Stipe still bi? I guess that would make them 1/4 gay.

that tune "Nightswimming" is 4/4 gay

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

All I'm saying is it's going to FUCKING ROCK to hear Stipe sing lead on "Mean Streets".

Roth never had the right tone for that tune, it was obvious he was faking. Stipe knows from the streets. He knows what it means to have to carry a shiv in his back pocket when all you're doing is running to the deli right underneath your tenement slum just to get a roast beef sandwich*. Dave grew up in his millionaire Opthamologist's fathers mansion. Stipe on the other hand has first hand knowledge of watching the crazies down the block and hearing that same old tock**, you know what I'm saying?

* Okay, so Stipe is a vegetarian, but whatever...

** And sucking that same old cock, too...***

*** Much like BITEYOASS.

[Diamondjimi]

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Originally posted by fe_lung
The music is ok -not great, but ok- it's the lyrics and vocals that annoy me. I've tried to find something likeable in them over the years but I just can't. As recently as a month or two ago I tried LZ II again and was just bored to tears.

Hey , to each his own.

Roth on !

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by fe_lung
The music is ok -not great, but ok- it's the lyrics and vocals that annoy me. I've tried to find something likeable in them over the years but I just can't. As recently as a month or two ago I tried LZ II again and was just bored to tears.

If you (meaning anyone) ever want to come across as a complete idiot, buy a convertible and BLAST "Immigrant Song" with the top down and singing along with those dumb fucking "Ahhhhhhhh-AHHH!!!"s.

All I'm saying is Rock n Roll would have been better off had Robert Plant never had his balls smashed when he was fifteen.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
If you (meaning anyone) ever want to come across as a complete idiot, buy a convertible and BLAST "Immigrant Song" with the top down and singing along with those dumb fucking "Ahhhhhhhh-AHHH!!!"s.

Wrong ASSHOLE , if you wanna look like a fuckin idiot you blast Van Hagar !
If you(or anyone) wants to sound like a complete fuckin idiot, just read your post aloud !

All I'm saying is Rock n Roll would have been better off had Robert Plant never had his balls smashed when he was fifteen.

Riiiight, so everyone will sing like Glenn Danzig.....

You're fucked !

[thebatsignal]

Alex Van Halen's neck brace

Whoever had the joke about Al's neck brace... loved it! Classic.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Al right, all right, I heard a tape of the two bands reharsing, and it sounds FUCKING AWESOME. They trade off vocals and segue their two biggest hits each right into one another. Stipe is center stage, not moving, and as soon as he says "Stand in the place where you are", all of a sudden Dave comes flying off a drum riser singing "Stand? Fuck that! Might as well JUMP!!!", and then he lands next to Stipe, does a round house kick, and takes Stipe's fucking neck clean off.

It ROCKS!!!

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Al right, all right, I heard a tape of the two bands reharsing, and it sounds FUCKING AWESOME. They trade off vocals and segue their two biggest hits each right into one another. Stipe is center stage, not moving, and as soon as he says "Stand in the place where you are", all of a sudden Dave comes flying off a drum riser singing "Stand? Fuck that! Might as well JUMP!!!", and then he lands next to Stipe, does a round house kick, and takes Stipe's fucking neck clean off.

It ROCKS!!!

Now that's funny,right there .........