Tools Cry About DLR Army

[rustoffa]

"With that said, it certainly does not cloak or create a "pink elephant" scenario that disguises the undermining and cruel personal assaults that they launch there. "

Holy shit, they got Alan Alda posting over there.

[RogueHorseman]

Tools of the trade...

So, you are saying they are like a communist dictatorship leading mindless sheep around by the nose, right?

Bravo for the Freedom Fighters and defenders of Free Speech here at the MIGHTY Roth Army!!

Dance for the boys one time, sweetie, dance!

[Other-defcon]

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
So, you are saying they are like a communist dictatorship leading mindless sheep around by the nose, right?

Bravo for the Freedom Fighters and defenders of Free Speech here at the MIGHTY Roth Army!!

Dance for the boys one time, sweetie, dance!

I have never suffered of any sensorshit since I am here.
Yes, we are the MIGHTY ROTH fuckin army, man.
We the hard core fans of the true, original and with balls Van Halen, are proud to say Van Hagar sucks, and you are free to follow Sammy the shepperd, while we are waiting for DAVE the WOLF.

And take that little slut dance somewhere else, please...

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by kennyboy
I have been BANNED by those little fuckin' shit stained rotting cock Spammy lovers.

The question is Why were you there to begin with? We complain they come here, then we go there and bash them. Hmmmm..
I stay with the Pro Dave sites and await for the Hagar masturbators to come to me. In fact the Army is the only place to be. You couldn't pay me to click a link that reads www.vhlinks.com

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
The question is Why were you there to begin with? We complain they come here, then we go there and bash them. Hmmmm..
I stay with the Pro Dave sites and await for the Hagar masturbators to come to me. In fact the Army is the only place to be. You couldn't pay me to click a link that reads www.vhlinks.com

amen, BT, I didn't even bother going there when the army was down...better no place to go than that place...

[Katydid]

One time they were bashing Dave in a Sammy Hagar site, and I told them, "Never diss an old rocker unless you have never peed in your own shoes." They called me a David Lee Roth Army bitch and I told Ju Ju to "run along to HELL with her little friends." (They were talking Cato Wabo talk about going on a cruise to a place called Hell.)

Told them to unsubscribe me (since they signed me up in the first place) but seems I was posting without being a member??? How does that happen???

They said something about a "La La Land tour with Dave..." I acted like I was Dave, and remarked, " Did I hear sombody say somthin about a La La Land Tour? We ain't leaving today are we?" All the girls started coming onto me and saying, "Wow, we loved that shot of your ass with the Jack Daniels, yada, yada yada."

Just shows that Hager fans aren't real, they secretly come in here probably and try to find nude pictures of Dave. (Since Sammy looks like Bette Midler).

[Panamark]

Even with Sammy back, Dave is the most interesting thing about Van Halen...

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by Panamark
Even with Sammy back, Dave is the most interesting thing about Van Halen...

And just like 1985 that above statement holds true today. I love the fact that Van Hagar does so much, and Dave does so little, and yet everyone still talks Dave. :D I love it. Listen to all the press that Van Hagar gets. "Well it looks like Sam is back with the boys..." Then they will proceed to play 3 short promo songs with Van Hagar with the word LOVE in it, to get the old ladies excited- then the next song on the radio is "And the Cradle Will Rock". I love it. :D Go Dave Go!

[Warham]

Well, when you have a boring fucker like Hagar back at the helm, what else are you supposed to talk about? Ed's hip? Al's back? 'the bass player'?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Panamark
Even with Sammy back, Dave is the most interesting thing about Van Halen...

the most? the only...