I have to say, that if it is indeed true that Eddie has invited his 15-year old son to join Van Halen, and has walled-out Michael Anthony by relegating him to permanent non-Van Halen status, that the reunion is going to fucking suck! Is this the judgement of a sane man not under the influence of crack, and a stupid porn-publicist whore Yoko-Ono like bitch?
Ed, seriously, just fucking get a load of Meph, and end it all man! Don't "fear the reaper" dude! C'mon baby, take my hand!! Add more cow bell, and fucking smoke crank until your dead, preferably slumped over on the toilet like Elvis was!! That's fucking cool man! Go out in a blaze, or haze, or chemical dependency-glory!! For the sake of your living memory, for the sake of the band that bears your name, but not your divine right nor your anointed sperm derived offspring, do it! That way, I can listen to "Fairwarning," and be spared the thought of what an abortion things became...
Ed, seriously, just fucking get a load of Meph, and end it all man! Don't "fear the reaper" dude! C'mon baby, take my hand!! Add more cow bell, and fucking smoke crank until your dead, preferably slumped over on the toilet like Elvis was!! That's fucking cool man! Go out in a blaze, or haze, or chemical dependency-glory!! For the sake of your living memory, for the sake of the band that bears your name, but not your divine right nor your anointed sperm derived offspring, do it! That way, I can listen to "Fairwarning," and be spared the thought of what an abortion things became...
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