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Sam Hagar has what it takes to be a good pig farmer.
He knows how to package slop and feed it to the masses, can plow a sow, is an expert at beating a dead horse and farm animals seem to respect his alpha male authority. Plus, that auxiliary nipple (with the curly blonde hair) comes in handy during feeding time. Nothing funnier than a lactating, flabby man rubbing Dutch chickens together.
We at the Roth Army salute Farmer Sam. Your years of creating high grade compost has landfills brimming from coast to coast and expanded the "Van Halen" sections of used CD shops everywhere.
Mezro..no sammy, pork rinds are not kosher
He knows how to package slop and feed it to the masses, can plow a sow, is an expert at beating a dead horse and farm animals seem to respect his alpha male authority. Plus, that auxiliary nipple (with the curly blonde hair) comes in handy during feeding time. Nothing funnier than a lactating, flabby man rubbing Dutch chickens together.
We at the Roth Army salute Farmer Sam. Your years of creating high grade compost has landfills brimming from coast to coast and expanded the "Van Halen" sections of used CD shops everywhere.
Mezro..no sammy, pork rinds are not kosher
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