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[steve]

Eddie Van Halen (shown above after borrowing Sammy Hagar's wife's hair straightener) collects what will become the new vocal tracks on "The Very Best of Van Halen", scheduled to be released in July. Mr. Van Halen is not wearing Mrs. Hagar's capri pants - they were nowhere to be found at the time this went to print. (Rueters)

[FORD]

Some kind of alien looks for an opening and simply pulls a string........

[Calderone]

ones is Up for breakfast ,in the bag is "ITS BOUT TIME "
and the other track is the other i dont remember the name

[Sarge]

Collecting Poop.. to return back into the butthole..

[rustoffa]

"For pete's sake Mike, that hot sauce is fuckin' everybody up".

[Bill Lumbergh]

"Holy shit Sammy you're really in shape for this tour. Your loads have gotten smaller as well!"

[Xocolatl]

The Secret of How To Compile A Van Hagar Album

[Panamark]

Why is that chick holding Sammy's microphone while he is singing ?

[Other-defcon]

When your ears are full of Van Hagar during a show, why don't you fill a Van Hagar bag to take away home and share with friends and family? The ideal bag for what is not some true Van Halen!

[steve]

Van Hagar concert - now available for "Carry Out"!

[Dutch]

"The manufacturing process of Cabo Wabo tequila."