Can Wolfgang actually play well?

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  • lztom
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 228

    Can Wolfgang actually play well?

    Seriously, can this kid actually even play? The only person who has really said that he can is his dad. When was the last time you heard a dad saying, 'Actually, my kid sucks at this.'?

    The only true evidence we have is when he waddled on stage during Eddie's solo spot in 2004. What did he show us? He strummed along to 316. Anybody who has played guitar for more than 18 months and was even half way musical could do this. Is this the best this 'musical prodigy' can give us? Can you imagine a 15 year old Edward Van Halen in a similar spot and what he would have played? Exactly.

    Also, imagine what a fuckin joke it would be doing a promo round with a 15 year old bassist. Van Halen would be a laughing stock. It's just a dumb, dumb idea.
  • kentuckyklira
    Veteran
    • Sep 2004
    • 1776

    #2
    He looks like he has an obesity problem!
    http://images.zeit.de/gesellschaft/z...ie-540x304.jpg

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    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32576

      #3
      STOP WITH THE WOLFIE THREADS IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY...............................

      JESUS TITTIE FUCKING CHRIST


      I swear, one more and I'm climbing up into the watchtower with my Dick Cheney Special
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      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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      • zozo5150
        Roth Army Recruit
        • Nov 2006
        • 16

        #4
        I think Wolfie being in the band might turn out to be disasterous. Plus it will be a little weird when a 15 year old is playing with a bunch of +50 year olds. It's supposed to be a reunion tour not a Father Son tour.
        ONE BREAK COMMIN' UP...

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        • bru87tr
          Commando
          • Apr 2004
          • 1211

          #5
          those are the words.

          please god dont let it happen!
          "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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          • Jurak
            Foot Soldier
            • Mar 2005
            • 607

            #6
            God has no say in this matter......
            "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
            That is all.
            Icon.



            "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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            • c5150b
              Roadie
              • Jun 2004
              • 151

              #7
              Eddie's just looking for total control! He might put one of his long lost relitives behind the mic.

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              • Cato
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 4587

                #8
                I can't imagine him running
                Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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                • binnie
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2006
                  • 19145

                  #9
                  Who knows?

                  But are Mike's bass parts that difficult to play?
                  The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                  • BALLYJUNKIE
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 410

                    #10
                    hey hes almost 16

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                    • RealRoth
                      Full On Cocktard
                      • Jan 2006
                      • 21

                      #11
                      Maybe Dave can demand that Wolfie audition by playing ShyBoy, then there will be no more Wolfie!

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                      • Padre Atilio
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jun 2006
                        • 209

                        #12
                        In Wolfie we trust ! :P

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