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Ok so if Spambo The Fucking Klown shows up, he needs to be sitting at a table in the third or fourth row, while Dave and the REAL Van Halen are up onstage receiving the honors. Spambo does not deserve to be onstage. Hell, he does not even deserve to set foot in the Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame, except maybe as some kind of drunk janitor or clean up boy.
See...Spambo KNOWS this is his ONLY shot at being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. His generic, pedestrian rock music is not distinctive enough to be considered as something that made any major contribution to rock and roll music. If VH does not get inducted, or if they forbid him from receiving any part in it, he will be crushed.
What do ya wanna bet he starts to talk thebassplayer into trying to arrange a meating so Spambo can suck Eddie's cock just to hedge his bets.
Remember the reaction of the crowd at the MTV Music awards when Uncle Dave, bass player, Souse & his organ grinder monkey walked out on stage??????
They went fucking apeshit!
The promoters need to put their foot down and insist on the bass player being included.
Like, offering them an incentive of like, say 2 million bucks to allow thebassplayer to do the tour.
He does not have to kiss Eddie or hold hands wif Dave or whatever.....as long as he plays the fucking tour, and there is closure.
Dave can go back to ckicking ass with a shit-hot band, thebassplayer can go back to suck Klown Kok, Chimpy can go back to drunkenly assaulting his girlfriend of the week, and Deadhead can continue in his Sacred Quest to let all his teeth die and fall out of his skull, while making the tobacco companies as well as Smoking Loon, Inc. EXTREMELY happy for his patronage (read:addiction).
I wish Valerie Bertinelli would suck my dick while we videotaped it. So we could release it on the net.
Just to piss off the Chairman of the Smoking Loon Taste Test committee.
:D
Come to think of it, it doesn't have to be me......I would like to see ANY porn of her on the net.
For the same reason.
Though Wolfie might have to double up on his pyschotherapy sessions to deal with it.....hell, everyone in Hollyweird has a shrink.....especially when they live with a drunk porno mogul for a father that happens to be a has-been guitar god....
See...Spambo KNOWS this is his ONLY shot at being inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. His generic, pedestrian rock music is not distinctive enough to be considered as something that made any major contribution to rock and roll music. If VH does not get inducted, or if they forbid him from receiving any part in it, he will be crushed.
What do ya wanna bet he starts to talk thebassplayer into trying to arrange a meating so Spambo can suck Eddie's cock just to hedge his bets.
Remember the reaction of the crowd at the MTV Music awards when Uncle Dave, bass player, Souse & his organ grinder monkey walked out on stage??????
They went fucking apeshit!
The promoters need to put their foot down and insist on the bass player being included.
Like, offering them an incentive of like, say 2 million bucks to allow thebassplayer to do the tour.
He does not have to kiss Eddie or hold hands wif Dave or whatever.....as long as he plays the fucking tour, and there is closure.
Dave can go back to ckicking ass with a shit-hot band, thebassplayer can go back to suck Klown Kok, Chimpy can go back to drunkenly assaulting his girlfriend of the week, and Deadhead can continue in his Sacred Quest to let all his teeth die and fall out of his skull, while making the tobacco companies as well as Smoking Loon, Inc. EXTREMELY happy for his patronage (read:addiction).
I wish Valerie Bertinelli would suck my dick while we videotaped it. So we could release it on the net.
Just to piss off the Chairman of the Smoking Loon Taste Test committee.
:D
Come to think of it, it doesn't have to be me......I would like to see ANY porn of her on the net.
For the same reason.
Though Wolfie might have to double up on his pyschotherapy sessions to deal with it.....hell, everyone in Hollyweird has a shrink.....especially when they live with a drunk porno mogul for a father that happens to be a has-been guitar god....
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