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  • Jurak
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2005
    • 607

    #46
    just when i thought i've seen all the U Tube VH vids.......up pops another one............

    thanks..........
    "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
    That is all.
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    "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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    • PlexiBrown
      Commando
      • Mar 2006
      • 1264

      #47
      Sammy has written some of the worst lyrics of all time. Check out this gem.....

      Suckers walk, money talks!
      But it can't touch my three lock box!
      Uh! Oh, yeah!
      Mysteries of the days of old.
      You find the key, you got the gold.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      Treasure's here, sunken there.
      Buried treasure's everywhere.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      Don't go far, circle close.
      The father, son, the holy ghost.
      To the trinity, I raise a toast!
      Ahh, yea!
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      -solo-
      Secrets of the trinity lie within the number three.
      Uh! Hey!
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      (Three Lock Box)
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      (Three Lock Box)
      One, two, three lock box.
      One, two, three lock box.
      And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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      • binnie
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2006
        • 19145

        #48
        Yep, I haven't got a fucking clue what that's supposed to be about.

        Is Sammy saying that nothing can beat his faith?

        Actually, I couldn't give a fuck.........
        The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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        • DylanLeeRoth
          Banned
          • Jul 2006
          • 163

          #49
          Originally posted by PlexiBrown
          Sammy has written some of the worst lyrics of all time. Check out this gem.....

          Suckers walk, money talks!
          But it can't touch my three lock box!
          Uh! Oh, yeah!
          Mysteries of the days of old.
          You find the key, you got the gold.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          Treasure's here, sunken there.
          Buried treasure's everywhere.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          Don't go far, circle close.
          The father, son, the holy ghost.
          To the trinity, I raise a toast!
          Ahh, yea!
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          -solo-
          Secrets of the trinity lie within the number three.
          Uh! Hey!
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          (Three Lock Box)
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          (Three Lock Box)
          One, two, three lock box.
          One, two, three lock box.
          that was horrible..i had a seisure after reading those lyrics. sammy better of not written those.

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          • Jurak
            Foot Soldier
            • Mar 2005
            • 607

            #50
            sad but true, fuckwad...........
            "Hear that O.F.? If old school Army gals with solid track records of contribution choose to bless us with their tits, ass, vagina, or just sexy eye shots, leave them be (at least until I've had a chance to rub one out)..."
            That is all.
            Icon.



            "we've always known that van hagar fans are the stupidest people on the planet but my god! "

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            • PlexiBrown
              Commando
              • Mar 2006
              • 1264

              #51
              Here is another Hagar masterpiece from his days in VH. How was he allowed to get away with this crap?

              Hey!
              Alright!
              Woo!
              How 'bout 'cha now, come on!
              Oh yeah!
              Dig it! That's right
              Is everybody ready? Let's go!

              (Movin' up and down) Up 'n down
              (Round and round) Oh, round and round
              (Movin' up and down) In 'n out
              (Round and round) Yeow!

              Crank it! Blow out!
              Uh! Ouch!
              Help me
              Now flip on over
              Oh baby, you know that I like it
              (Woop! Woop! Woop!)

              (Movin' up and down) She choked the chain
              (Round and round) She got the hook
              (Movin' up and down) Can't get away
              (Round and round) Ohhhhh!

              Fever starts to climb, reaching 105°
              I need another shot o' your love

              Love! Love is the source (of infection)
              Love! Love is the source (of infection)

              Hey, Eddie!
              Say what?
              Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about
              Wax it on down
              Woo!
              Ready, set, go!

              Oh yeah

              Woo!
              That's right!

              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)

              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love is the source (of infection)

              Love, love is the source (of infection)
              Love, love, love, love is the source (of infection)
              And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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              • Soul Reaper
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2005
                • 8343

                #52
                Spammy really did sound like a cat at the beginning of that 'Get Up' section....
                ROTH ARMY YOUTUBE CHANNEL:

                http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=RothArmyVideos

                "May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore

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                • Simon Ribeiro
                  Roth Army Recruit
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 19

                  #53
                  ...

                  Originally posted by PlexiBrown
                  Here is another Hagar masterpiece from his days in VH. How was he allowed to get away with this crap?
                  ...
                  Spam's lyrics for Source of Indigestion is terrible, ridiculous.
                  How can someone write stuffs like that and consider himself a cool song writer? WTF? And the asshole repeated himself on OU812 more than once; there is this song "Mine, all Mine"; Spam repeated the same line on "Cabo Wacko". He released (somewhere in time) a record entitled "9 on a 10 scale"; the red butcher repeated the same sentence on "Sucker on a 3 piece" lyrics. What a dumb!
                  TT: Wow, you can play acoustic guitar?
                  EVH: Sure. What's the difference? It's got six strings... It's a guitar! (31.12.1978)

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                  • jgdrag
                    Sniper
                    • Jul 2005
                    • 789

                    #54
                    Nice post Simon

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                    • DrMaddVibe
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6686

                      #55
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                      • PutOutTheLights
                        Groupie
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 54

                        #56
                        A good solo is nothing without a good song.

                        What I will say is the solos for me during Sam's years are a lot harder to learn.

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                        • Fat Wolfie
                          Roadie
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 139

                          #57
                          Originally posted by PutOutTheLights
                          A good solo is nothing without a good song.

                          What I will say is the solos for me during Sam's years are a lot harder to learn.
                          aw come on
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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19145

                            #58
                            Originally posted by PutOutTheLights
                            A good solo is nothing without a good song.

                            That is absolutely true.
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • PlexiBrown
                              Commando
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 1264

                              #59
                              What I will say is the solos for me during Sam's years are a lot harder to learn.
                              That is kind of backward.
                              Last edited by PlexiBrown; 01-12-2007, 07:18 AM.
                              And God heard the voice of the lad. Then the angel of God called to Hagar out of heaven, and said to her, “What ails you, Hagar? Genesis 21:17

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                              • Wawazat
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Jul 2005
                                • 5288

                                #60
                                Originally posted by PutOutTheLights

                                What I will say is the solos for me during Sam's years are a lot harder to learn.
                                Seems to me everything is quite hard for you cause you are a sheep!
                                Day-dreaming's gone commercial

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