Sammy And His New Wifey!!!!

[John Holmes]

Spammy shows the fat lady his tongue, the same he licked Ed's and Al's buttholes clean with to get back in Van Halen.

[Mezro]

LMFAO..I just spit oatmeal all over my powerbook and half the office is looking at me strange (come to think of it, the staff does look at me strange most of the time).

Mezro..the "hanging from the tree" image cause Mt. Mezro to erupt

[John Holmes]

Spammy's ghost haunts the town...

[distortion9]

Cool shot of Sammy doin the "5150 walk".

[distortion9]

"My daddy says that you're a fucking asshole and that you ruined Van HALEN."



"er...HA HA HA, isn't she cute, um...HA HA...move along now little girl."

[distortion9]

"Well, when aliens download your brain information, you just freeze.....like this."

[distortion9]

"You see, I keep this picture of Mikey hanging on a wall in my house...and it just hit me. I should call big All and see if we can work things out."

[smaz]

LMAO!!!! Hehe keep 'em coming!!!!!!

[smaz]

Originally posted by John Holmes


Spammy traumatize children and families...

Look we got an award for our 2004 reunion. The plaque says 'Biggest Scam Ever!'

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by distortion9
"My daddy says that you're a fucking asshole and that you ruined Van HALEN."



"er...HA HA HA, isn't she cute, um...HA HA...move along now little girl."

d9...this is hard to beat...I can't stop laughing !!!

[BITEYOASS]

STICKY DAMNIT!!!! :D this thread rules!

[distortion9]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
d9...this is hard to beat...I can't stop laughing !!!

lmao...thank's bro, kinda proud of that one myself..lol

[ZOSO]

"When a ninja gets a Van Hagar reunion promo in the mail..."

[redblkwht]

WE WANT YOU TO COUGH UP YOUR MONEY

FOR A HALF ASSED SHOW!

[redblkwht]

SHAMBO SHOW HIS ALLEGIANCE!!