Valerie Bertinelli has the key to this reunion being a success

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  • lztom
    Head Fluffer
    • Mar 2004
    • 228

    Valerie Bertinelli has the key to this reunion being a success

    I fucking wish Valerie would put her foot down and not let her fat kid be involved in this possible, tenuous reunion. How can she leave Eddie in charge of him on the road? It's ridiculous- he can't even look after himself.

    We all know Val wore the pants in this relationship so she should do so again for the sake of any possible reunion not being a joke.
  • m_dixon1984
    Foot Soldier
    • Aug 2004
    • 636

    #2
    Yeah, I brought up the Val thing in another post over a month ago. Nobody had much to say then.

    I agree with you. If Val has any say I can't imagine she'd let this thing happen. Ed certainly seems to have at the very least an alcohol problem when he tours and his most recent gig is on a porn DVD. Neither would garner him any outstanding father awards and I'm sure haven't won him any points with Val. Not to mention the dubious relationship she had with Dave and of course Wolfie's age. Too many obstacles to overcome, IMO.

    Wolfgang Van Hoagie's involvement is the number one reason why I continue to be sceptical of these rumours. The pieces of the puzzle just don't fit together for me.

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    • jharp84
      Veteran
      • Mar 2004
      • 2096

      #3
      If this is the same Fuckin ITALIAN VAL! NO FUCKING WAY DOES THE KID GO ON TOUR - UNLESS SHE IS DOING METH!!!!!!!!!

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      • Bo Nozos
        Roadie
        • Jun 2005
        • 191

        #4
        Good point, and I agree. But don't forget that she let him go on tour in 2004.

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        • diamondsgirl
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2004
          • 7563

          #5
          And maybe she feels that Ed has become more responsible now that he has a steady girlfriend. LOL.

          I have no idea, but the kid should be in school, IMO.

          Maybe he could catch up with Daddy, Uncle Al, Uncle Dave and Uncle Sobowski on the weekends and play a song or two. :D
          “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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          • Bo Nozos
            Roadie
            • Jun 2005
            • 191

            #6
            The whole concept is ridiculous.

            And on top of it all, the kid is a fatass. That's a ticket to nowhere in the music biz. Even John Popper lost weight.

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            • binnie
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • May 2006
              • 19145

              #7
              Wolfie should be in fat camp....
              The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32942

                #8
                Wolfgang is so fat and ugly, his mom doesn't even want him around.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32942

                  #9
                  Valerie is sending the kid on tour because he kept eating all the Twinkies and ice cream and there never was any left for her.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • Casemeister
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 212

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bo Nozos
                    Good point, and I agree. But don't forget that she let him go on tour in 2004.
                    From what I can tell, she was at every show Wolfie was at, keeping an eye on him. Is she really going to want to go to every show on a CVH reunion tour?

                    I doubt it.
                    Waylon Jennings: 1937-2002. RIP, Hoss!

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                    • VanHalener
                      ROCKSTAR

                      • Nov 2006
                      • 5451

                      #11
                      I wish my dad was a rock legend and I got to tour with him at 13 years old. I wish my dad was a rock star and I got to tour with him again when I was 15.
                      I wish I was a rock star and was able to share the spotlight with my kid who carries my legendary name.
                      The kid is a decent guitar player, I saw it for myself. With EVH as a father/guitar mentor I'm betting this kid is going to throw down some pretty mean shit on his guitar for us one day and he's going to win over some of the haters.
                      ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                      • Vinnie Velvet
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2004
                        • 4662

                        #12
                        Wolf doesn't need school.

                        Dave has a wealth of knowledge and will be his teacher from now on.

                        :D
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                        • binnie
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2006
                          • 19145

                          #13
                          Originally posted by vanhalener

                          The kid is a decent guitar player, I saw it for myself. With EVH as a father/guitar mentor I'm betting this kid is going to throw down some pretty mean shit on his guitar for us one day and he's going to win over some of the haters.
                          I don't doubt he can play. I just don't want him playing Bass in CVH....
                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                          • bantonelli
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 2629

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Casemeister
                            From what I can tell, she was at every show Wolfie was at, keeping an eye on him. Is she really going to want to go to every show on a CVH reunion tour?

                            I doubt it.
                            If Valerie doesn't go on tour to keep an eye on Wolfie, he will definitely get a "ROTH" Education in many ways.....Dave would teach him the old backstage method he used for finding girls in the audience; and with Ed's girlfriend being the PR for Ron Jeremy and being involved in the Adult entertainment world, Wolfie will be exposed to all kinds of Porn-style education..... and Dad's Smoking Loon stash.

                            What more could a kid his age want? It may take the edge off eating a donut.
                            "Meet us in the Future.....NOT the Pasture".......DLR, August '07, VH Press Conference - Tour '07-'08

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                            • ZahZoo
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 9172

                              #15
                              First rule of divorce... never give the ex-wife the power back.
                              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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