Valerie Bertinelli has the key to this reunion being a success

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by DyldoLeRuth
I DONT KNOW SHIT!

Exactly !

[DylanLeeRoth]

You think Eddie cares about a bunch of 45 year old geeks ranting about him on a forum? I dont even think david lee roth knows what a computer is. close this site its useless.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by DylanLeeRoth
You think Eddie cares about a bunch of 45 year old geeks ranting about him on a forum? I dont even think david lee roth knows what a computer is. close this site its useless.

FACK ORF .

[DylanLeeRoth]

golden dildo is a bitch.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by DylanLeeRoth
golden dildo is a bitch.

FACK ORF .

[matt19]

Originally posted by DylanLeeRoth
You think Eddie cares about a bunch of 45 year old geeks ranting about him on a forum? I dont even think david lee roth knows what a computer is. close this site its useless.

But then you would have nowhere to whine about your poodle haired fetish.

[Bo Nozos]

Dylan Lee Roth is all hot and bothered, getting ready for Sammy's Cabo cruise.

[pflo]

yer all fagz

[Loons The Great]

UGLY WOMAN--CHAMPION JACK DUPREE

(Spoken)
Boy that's some ugly woman, I'm telling you!
That woman's so ugly, she can draw a blister on a brick, man,
but she's all right! You seen a REAL ugly woman?
I've seen your wife!
That's her! That's her!
You know she was so ugly when she was a little girl.
Huh?
Her father used to take her to work with him every morning.
And I say, why do you take the poor kid out every morning that early,
you know? He says, She's so doggone ugly he hate to kiss her goodbye,
so he take her with him, you know.
Some ugly child!
(Sung)
You's some ugly woman, but you's all right with me
Yeah, you is some ugly woman, but you's all right with me
You're the woman I love and that is sweet enough for me
She's the woman that I love, she takes my appetite
She's the woman I love, she takes my appetite
She the sweetest woman I ever seen in my life
She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear
She got a face like a monkey, hair like a teddybear
She the ugliest woman that I ever seen anywhere
(Instrumental break
Go on, get that ugly woman for me now, call her up!
Lord have mercy
She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide
She got pretty smooth skin, just like a elephant hide
When you see that ugly woman, honey you know that I ain't lyin'
An ugly woman, boy!

[Hardrock69]

In a way I feel sorry for Wolfie.

To be on tour in 2004 and see his dad completely fucked up all the time.....and his drunkard father being mad, etc
at Spamuel, and bassplayer....


Holy shit I just thought of something.


What if Ed has been pissed off at Spamuel lately because he realizes what a fucking pussy he is in the songwriting department?

What if ed-Hed is pissed off because he wants to return to his fire-and-brimstone roots? And having the conjoined twins spameul/bassplayer hanging around was not going to allow him to head back in that direction?

And here is another slight digresssion:

What if Wolfie ads some intensity to the band that bassplayer never had?

I mean....well, I dunno...what if what if what if?

I don't see it happening though.

To me is seems like it will be a car with a flat tire. Or missing a cylinder or something.

Oh well.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming....


If I were Val I would not allow Wolfie to go, but then they ARE richer than most peeps...and she can afford to pay a minder to go along....

[Bo Nozos]

To borrow from Loons:

Wolfie's mammy don't wear no drawers,
Wolfie's mammy don't wear no drawers.

[house0paincakes]

There's no way in hell Ed will be babysitting like you would want to believe. He has assistants, road manager, etc... Wolfgang will be in good hands, and have all the pizza and Extra Value Meals he can scarf down.

I fucking wish Valerie would put her foot down and not let her fat kid be involved in this possible, tenuous reunion. How can she leave Eddie in charge of him on the road? It's ridiculous- he can't even look after himself.