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I was hoping they would do what moley crue did, do some songs at the video game awards, but thats in the past and now it might be during the college champ game or super bowl.
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Originally posted by topjimmy1984 i think dave and Ed have to follow the lead of Tyler/perry, jagger/Richards. they need to make joint apperances, no wolfie, no Alex. I vote for a January Howard Stern "Mystery guest" appearance. Do the worldwide announcement, and maybe play a new cd version of a new song. Next up, Letterman, both of them announce the world tour, maybe Leno next. then the cover of Rolling Stone, with an exclusive story of how they put it together. can MTV or VH! be of any help these days.
Doesn't matter how it will be made public
The mods on this board will not believe their naked steaming eyes & will send any threads that dare mention reunion to the dump!
Look at the halfin threads/topics
The man has told you they are back together (he has seen them reherse!) but most of the people (esp mods) are too fucking thick to actually *get it*
Originally posted by FORD Release Charles Manson from prison long enough so he can carve the message "VAN HALEN IS FUCKING BACK!!" in Ross Halfin's corpse.
Or should I say the braindead whore pretending to be Ross Halfin. Not that Halfin isn't a bit of a braindead whore already, but I digress......
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Wolfgang should announce the reunion by sky diving from a plane and the message will be written on the top of the parachute , only the parachute fails to open. Lucky for Wolfgang he lands on Sammy Hager, which is alot like landing on a big red pillow, and survives. Lucky for the rest of us Sammy is killed by the fall. Even luckier for the rest of us, the fall breaks Wolfgang's hands so badly he can never play bass again. Without his big, fat buddy, Michael Anthony crawls back to Eddie, begging to be taken back. Unfortunately Eddie Van Halen is still a complete douchebag and the reunion never happens.
Originally posted by jsadl Wolfgang should announce the reunion by sky diving from a plane and the message will be written on the top of the parachute , only the parachute fails to open. Lucky for Wolfgang he lands on Sammy Hager, which is alot like landing on a big red pillow, and survives. Lucky for the rest of us Sammy is killed by the fall. Even luckier for the rest of us, the fall breaks Wolfgang's hands so badly he can never play bass again. Without his big, fat buddy, Michael Anthony crawls back to Eddie, begging to be taken back. Unfortunately Eddie Van Halen is still a complete douchebag and the reunion never happens.
That was a good story. Too bad it didn't have a happy ending, but I guess we're used to that in Van Halen land...
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