Who should play Roth in The Dirt??

[mikethemartian]

OK. But let's say they were making a movie based on Dave's biography. Who should play him?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Blackflag
Still wasting your life away on an adolescent message board, I see... You think maybe someday you'll graduate to an adult message board?

Maybe someday you'll discuss with people in the real world..! Dare to dream.

LMAO

Still sensitive about living in that rat infested dump you call a town, I see...

I imagine with a GED you could get a job elsewhere.

Good luck to ya. :D

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMAO

Still sensitive about living in that rat infested dump you call a town, I see...

I imagine with a GED you could get a job elsewhere.

Good luck to ya. :D

You'll recall that you established via IP that I'm nowhere near Yakima. Or has the pot rewired your memory?

You know, I saw Winger recently. They're actually pretty good at what they do!

In fairness, I only saw the tops of their heads.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by mikethemartian
OK. But let's say they were making a movie based on Dave's biography. Who should play him?

Let Dave be Dave, he's one of those characters that to nail all aspects would be impossible.
If Howard Stern could play himself, why not Dave; they can make people look younger.
Plus it might be like the Crazy from the Heat flick we never got.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
Plus it might be like the Crazy from the Heat flick we never got.

Technically, that one could still be done...

[pflo]

Joe Pesci is Dave......and Jon Lovitz is Vince.........

[isthatTHUNDER?!]

maybe I should consider it?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
maybe I should consider it?

A fat Latino Rapper as Dave?

Put down the glue, jose. :D

[Blackflag]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
A fat Latino Rapper as Dave?

Put down the glue, jose. :D

I find your motto humorous.

Should the time ever come to act out against tyrants, we can all rest assured that you and others like you will be vigilantly watching it all on the tv in their mom's basement.

After all, what has your ilk done about Bush? Endless inane conversations on computer message boards.

Sic semper tyrrannis? Please.

Pass the joint, dude!

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by mikethemartian
OK. But let's say they were making a movie based on Dave's biography. Who should play him?

James Brown
Jim Brown
Jim Dandy
Val Kilmer
Buddy Guy
Keb' Mo
Johnny Depp(think of the airport scene in "Blow"..."Black Betty bam a lam"...)
David Lee Ralph

[Thorman]

Originally posted by mikethemartian
I just heard that Val Kilmer was rumored to play DLR in the Motley Crew movie The Dirt.

I loved Kilmer as Jim Morrison in The Doors movie but he really doesn't seem right to me for this role.

I would cast Brendan Fraser. The person who plays DLR has to be able to reproduce his humorous style. Take George of the Jungle and give him blonde hair and you have the original Jungle Stud Diamond Dave. Fraser is qute a good actor as well.

Alexis Arquette

BAM

[4moreyears]

Originally posted by mikethemartian
OK. But let's say they were making a movie based on Dave's biography. Who should play him?

Ford

[bueno bob]

How about Kip Winger...