"I'm telling Dave, 'Dude, get your ass up here and sing, bitch! Come on!'"

[intruder3906]

Originally posted by danzig
Why not put Alex's son on vocals? This gets more retarded by the second. Can't Eddie just pull Wolfie out on stage for one song like go to work with daddy day or something?

I just cant see Dave and wolfie on the same stage.....not in a full tour kinda way.......Dave wont do it.....its just not right.

[blueturk]

"Bitch"?!!! Kick Eddie's ass and forget about it, Dave.

[Bill Lumbergh]

No shit. It's pretty clear that Dave would only be allowed back if he bends over for Ed.......fuck that.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Who wants to sing with a homeless bum who call's you a bitch?

That's actually kinda mild, when you think back about all the name-calling over the years. If Dave responds with something like, "Ed's my bitch, and we're gonna' make this thing happen!"......???

Forget about Ticketmaster.

[bueno bob]

Well, considering EVERYBODY in Van Halen has been a bitch more than once over these years, I guess the title's more or less a fit no matter who you apply it to...

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by Terry
10:1 the whole thing fell apart months ago when Dave called up Ed and asked, "Wanna get back together and tour?"

Ed replied, "Sure. My kid is playing bass, we Van Halens call all the shots, and you get paid less than the rest of us."

To which Dave laughed, said "Fuck that shit", hung up the phone, and now Ed gets to go around saying he's ready to reunite, but it's Dave who is gumming up the works.

Actually sounds realistic...but unreasonable...

[bantonelli]

Let Ed think what he wants, even if he does call Dave a biotch.

Truth of the matter is that WE KNOW THE TRUTH and WHO the real BIOTCH is.

Dave is smarter than Ed.....remember?

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by bantonelli
Dave is smarter than Ed.....remember?

Correctomundo....which is why Van Halen was most successful when Dave did the business decisions...(see chapter 'Business 101' from CFTH)

[sadaist]

Out of any of them Alex is the bitch. Blindly doing whatever little bro tells him. If I was messed up on booze & drugs, my older brother would kick my fucking ass.

[Pasadena Bunnie]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
Correctomundo....which is why Van Halen was most successful when Dave did the business decisions...(see chapter 'Business 101' from CFTH)

Exactly! It's all there in living color and in English!

[Coyote]

Originally posted by sadaist
Out of any of them Alex is the bitch. Blindly doing whatever little bro tells him. If I was messed up on booze & drugs, my older brother would kick my fucking ass.

Which begs the question: Where In The World Is Alex Van Halen?

[bastardog]

Re: "I'm telling Dave, 'Dude, get your ass up here and sing, bitch! Come on!'"

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
"I'm telling Dave, 'Dude, get your ass up here and sing, bitch! Come on!'"

So Ed is now Rick James?

[tjvhou812]

Does it seem cold in here to you

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

What would be cool is if Wolfie does Mike's old solo, throwing his bass down and chugging a fifth of Daniels.

[Loons The Great]

Bitch--The Rollin' Stones

Feeling so tired, cant understand it
Just had a fortnights sleep
Im feeling so tired, Im so distracted
Aint touched a thing all week

Im feeling drunk, juiced up and sloppy
Aint touched a drink all night
Im feeling hungry, cant see the reason
Just ate a horse meat pie

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is beating louder than a big bass drum, alright

Yeah, you got to mix it child
You got to fix it must be love
Its a bitch
You got to mix it child
You got to fix it but love
Its a bitch, alright

Sometimes Im sexy, move like a stud
Kicking the stall all night
Sometimes Im so shy, got to be worked on
Dont have no bark or bite, alright

Yeah when you call my name
I salivate like a pavlov dog
Yeah when you lay me out
My heart is bumpin louder than a big bass drum, alright

I said hey, yeah I feel alright now
Got to be a...
Hey, I feel alright now
Hey hey hey
Hey hey yeah...