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Vinnie Velvet

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#31

01-04-2007, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by bantonelli
The only one who truly looks happy is the girlfriend....I

can hear it now...... "My Baby's gonna make me Rich $$$, I can get my Daddy out of the Trailer Park and I'm going to be Mrs. Eddie Van Halen $$$$"..."I will not sign a Prenup" - My Baby won't ask me to sign a PreNup and I'll pursuade him to leave it all to Wolfie and Me".

LOL!

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#32

01-04-2007, 01:26 PM

Originally posted by bantonelli
The only one who truly looks happy is the girlfriend....I

can hear it now...... "My Baby's gonna make me Rich $$$, I can get my Daddy out of the Trailer Park and I'm going to be Mrs. Eddie Van Halen $$$$"..."I will not sign a Prenup" - My Baby won't ask me to sign a PreNup and I'll pursuade him to leave it all to Wolfie and Me".

What??? You mean "Dildo Diaries" didn't make her a millionaire?

Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.

Originally posted by rustoffa
Three words. WE WERE THERE.
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#33

01-04-2007, 02:25 PM

Originally posted by SparkieD
What??? You mean "Dildo Diaries" didn't make her a millionaire?

If the Diaries did make her millions, do you honestly think she'd be leaving it for as she says "A Dream Come True" to be full-time publicist for Van Halen?

I already read a blog of hers (I posted some time ago) where she states she hopes some day she'll be Rich and she can hire maids to clean her pad......lucky girl....her wish came true with "Daddy" Van Halen = Daddy Warbucks!
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#34

01-04-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
If the Diaries did make her millions, do you honestly think she'd be leaving it for as she says "A Dream Come True" to be full-time publicist for Van Halen?

Hey man, sarcasm mode was turned ON:D

Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.

Originally posted by rustoffa
Three words. WE WERE THERE.
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#35

01-04-2007, 04:21 PM

Originally posted by SparkieD
Hey man, sarcasm mode was turned ON:D

Just poking fun at....

Time will tell if the girlfriend will be a true asset to Ed or become another "Heather Mills" or "Sharon Osborne" or "Yoko" ???
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#36

01-04-2007, 05:00 PM

Shit....it won't last. She will get tired of his drunken rages, and be pissed off cause he won't be able to get it up due to the alcohol.

After the 2nd black eye, she will sue for divorce, and try to take him to the cleaners.
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#37

01-04-2007, 05:26 PM

Personally, don't give a shit about his life unless a guitar is involved.

And I'm sure that's how he'd want it.

Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.
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#38

01-04-2007, 05:41 PM

What ??
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#39

01-04-2007, 06:22 PM

Huh?

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
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#40

01-04-2007, 07:00 PM

So Janie Liszewski is also a stunt whore/actress?

Check her out over at IMDB

She also plays herself in a 2002 diddy called the "Dildo Diaries"

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Last edited by Jimmy Jingles; 01-04-2007, 07:03 PM.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
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01-04-2007, 07:10 PM

http://www.janiesgotagun.com/resume.html
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01-04-2007, 08:24 PM

Originally posted by c5150b
http://www.janiesgotagun.com/resume.html

Let me get this straight...EVH picked up a porno queen in a tralier park, she's going to be the VH publicist, he's going on tour with his fat kid playing bass, then she'll probably divorce him and take all the tour money?

VH is dead...long live DLR.
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#43

01-04-2007, 08:32 PM

ed and sammy could always do their version of "dueling banjos"

Originally posted by Matt White
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Oh what the hell...everybody deserves a little happiness in life.....
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#44

01-04-2007, 08:32 PM

Originally posted by Blackflag
Let me get this straight...EVH picked up a porno queen in a tralier park, she's going to be the VH publicist, he's going on tour with his fat kid playing bass, then she'll probably divorce him and take all the tour money?

VH is dead...long live DLR.

LMAO!! That about sums it off...and off to Hawaii with the loot she goes ....
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01-04-2007, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Pasadena Bunnie
LMAO!! That about sums it off...and off to Hawaii with the loot she goes ....
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