Vai kicks Ed's Ass

[dave_is_vh]

[i] I hate Yngwie. [/B]

Yngwie is a musical genious. If you don't like him, you must not like the finer things in life.

[DR CHIP]

The thread that NEVER ends.....I say

[ALMOSTsaved]

Originally posted by dave_is_vh
Yngwie is a musical genious. If you don't like him, you must not like the finer things in life.

That's almost comical.

To quote Yngwie "Unleash the fuckin' fury."

[DavidLeeNatra]

unleash the fuckin' fury...was so damn funny...I saw that guy doing a guitar workshop and he looked like a fat whashed up cheeseball and played not that well...

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Yeah Yngwie is a fat cocksucking asshole.

[street_lethal]

Originally posted by DR CHIP
The thread that NEVER ends.....I say

See what ya started Dr.Chip? lol. Now we have every three chord loving yahoo in on the action.

[street_lethal]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
Speaking of Yngwie, I saw that mother fucker open for AC/DC in '85. Talk about opposite ends of the spectrum. You've got Angus who is more an in your face chord cruncher and then you have Yngwie doing a 45 minute solo with a vocalist who appears on stage for maybe 10 minutes.

I hate Yngwie.

I saw that show. Yngwie did a five minute solo at mine and played tracks off of Rising Force for the rest of the show.

I used to be into Yngwie and neoclassical for a short time back in the day but I can't stand it now.

I'd take AC/DC over him any day of the week.

He is a fat ass now, lol. But he's made his money and i'm sure has banged more chicks than any of us here so i'll give him some credit for that.

[ALMOSTsaved]

Originally posted by street_lethal



He is a fat ass now, lol. But he's made his money and i'm sure has banged more chicks than any of us here so i'll give him some credit for that.

Do ya think? I couldn't see Yngwie pullin' quality chicks.

[street_lethal]

Originally posted by ALMOSTsaved
Do ya think? I couldn't see Yngwie pullin' quality chicks.

I don't know about now, probably not, although his wife is good looking. But if anybody opened for AC/DC back in the day they must have gotten some half decent looking ass or second helpings. Hell even the road crew get's half got decent looking chicks I would bet.
Also, there's alot of good looking chicks(gold diggers) that will go after anybody with money a nice car and any type of fame.

By the way the Robert DeNiro sound bite I have in my attachment in my previous post was meant as a joke and not meant towards anybody. Just a funny sound bit from the movie Midnight Run I think it was. I just don't want anybody taking it the wrong way.

[DR CHIP]

Yngwie and Sam should work together...

The asshole and fatso tour...

[street_lethal]

Originally posted by DR CHIP
Yngwie and Sam should work together...

The asshole and fatso tour...

Lol, got that right.

Sad thing is I was reading in Guitar World several months ago when they had an interview with Vai, Satch and Yngwie Fatstein. Yngwie said Roth asked him to join the band back in '86 before Vai. He said he turned it down.

Can you imagine what kind of mess that would have been? Roth trying to sing about dragons and donuts. lol.

[vanshipman]

Originally posted by street_lethal
Lol, got that right.

Sad thing is I was reading in Guitar World several months ago when they had an interview with Vai, Satch and Yngwie Fatstein. Yngwie said Roth asked him to join the band back in '86 before Vai. He said he turned it down.

Can you imagine what kind of mess that would have been? Roth trying to sing about dragons and donuts. lol.

LMAO!!!

[DR CHIP]

LOL....

The names song's would have had...

Hotdog and a dragon...

Yankee Troll....

Dragon Gun...

Shy wizard....

[DR CHIP]

Oh this should be a thread on it's own....

Yngwie and Dave's song titles and lyrics...

[vanshipman]

Dr. Chip you're killing me bro. That's the hardest I've laughed this month. I'm Just A Gigazord? No? Nothing? Not a titter? lol