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Holy Fuck!!! New Tour Swag!!!
It REALLY is about time!
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Ya know there is 0 Carbs, 0 Calories, in shit too........<center>Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
"Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6002/03Way.jpg
</center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen - Fuck you guyssss!!!!! </size></font></b></marquee></font>
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"Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
<center>Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center> -
diet van haggis has no carbs, but it sure is
loaded with FAT. just look at the size of that
fucking Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon
called spammy haggis! Its huge.Comment
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Right Now, it's time for Sammy to get a swift kick in the ass.Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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