Oh no another statement from chez

[Matt White]

Who is sammy hagar?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is sammy hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..

[Matt White]

Who is Bette Midler?

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..

[amadeus]

Originally posted by Alex Mogilny
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the Van Halen brothers, Eddie and Alex, and hyperkinetic former frontman David Lee Roth released a joint statement thanking their fans

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I missed this. They issued a JOINT statement????

Yea, SIRIUS is airing it today sometime according the the 'Hair Nation' channel. According to SIRIUS, it is going to be some kind of a dis toward Sammy trying to get the press on this, etc. Should be interesting!

[Bo Nozos]

Sammy Hagar is truly a pathetic human being.

It's clear he has his publicist burning up the phones lines trying to line up every media mention he get, only for him to then tell the interviewer how mellow he is about the whole thing.

Let's call out some of his bullshit:

1. "Sammy Hagar would like everyone to know that while he's more than pumped to be going into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of Van Halen, he has way more important things on his mind at the moment."

-- Then why has he been talking about the Hall of Fame NON-STOP, and way more than anyone else in the band??

2. "I think the Hall shoulda sent word of my induction via carrier pigeon or something, because down here, communication is a little, uh, unique," he explained. "The way I found out was that I came back off the beach and there was a message on my machine from someone — I don't even remember who right now — but it didn't even really register that I was in. And then Kenny Chesney calls, and Emeril Lagasse — all these friends on this high level — telling me how great it is. And I'm going, 'Wow, this is really a big deal!' "

-- What a JOKE. Number one, does anyone honestly think Sammy wasn't following the Hall of Fame process very closely? Anyone think Sammy had no idea when the voting was going on and when inductees would be announced? Number two, way to name-drop the identities of celebrities you're friends with. REAL rock stars have no need to name drop, because they are names in and of themselves. Number three, the whole "communication is unique down here" thing is a subtle advertisement for Cabo San Lucas and his shitty club. It's also ridiculous -- twenty years ago, Cabo was a sleepy place. It's now a huge, highly-developed tourist destination -- rest assured that FatAss's villa has satellite TV, internet, newspaper delivery, etc. Hollywood stars vacation there now (and certainly don't hang with Sammy). There is nothing "unique" about communication in Cabo San Lucas.

Way to pretend you're living in Timbuktu.

I swear, this bitch emerged from the womb trying to sell something to his mother's OB/GYN.

3. "Clearly, though he's honored, Hagar is taking the news a lot less seriously than most."

-- See number 1 above. If you don't care, why oh why do you keep talking to the media about it??

4. What Sammy says: "If we get to play two songs, I'll be happy to sing one, and have Dave do the other one."

-- What Sammy means: "There should be one song, and I should do it. It should be a hard rocker -- I'm thinking 'Dreams,' or maybe 'When It's Love.' If there's two songs, I'll let Dave do the other one -- preferably during a commercial break. That's mighty big of me, I know -- it's because I care about the fans."

5. "Because, there was questions about me getting in, because I've only been in the band 21 years."

-- No one who actually gives a shit about Van Halen would agree with this statement. YET ANOTHER lie from Bette Midler.

6. "I'm gonna fly from Cabo to New York, go a day or two early"

-- Dude, if you've got "way more important things" on your mind and you're "taking the news a lot less seriously than most," why would you say you might cancel a cruise with your die-hard, semi-retarded Redheads who actually pay money to see you play in order to attend the RRHOF?? Sounds like you care, Round Rocker, and you care a lot.

7. "and then I'll jump on my plane, come on back and meet the guests [on the cruise],"

-- "MY plane." LOL. I seriously doubt Hagar owns his own private jet (or any other plane that could fly Mexico to NYC), which is what he wants people to think when he says this. B-list rockers usually don't make the kind of bread necessary to own your own plane. I'm guessing he can afford to charter (i.e., rent) private jets -- and in fact I think, consistent with his whore self, he has done commercials for a charter private-jet service -- but it's definitely not "his" plane (and if does own his own, why is he doing ads for a charter service -- that would be false advertising) .

How sad that a dude this rich has to portray himself as even richer than he really is.

If any VHLinks member or other RedHead is aware that Sammy owns his own plane, please correct me and I'll admit my mistake.

8. "I'm bringing my wife and about a dozen of my best friends to the ceremony. It's too important — I'll cancel the damn cruise if I have to!"

-- Again, for a guy who doesn't take this seriously, he's taking it pretty seriously.

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The more this man talks, the less respect I have for him. The guy has serious issues.